[CFrance]

Originally Posted by DeanFL

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...so rather than the Mile High Club, it's the "TV Ground Level Club".
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That's funny!

[Janlindsey4@gmail.com]

Beautifully written! Thank you for the chuckles!

[rmd2]

Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy

was there an upside down pineapple anywhere outside the rest rooms?

I must be really stupid but what does this mean?

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Marshaw

Your story was cute. Can't be sure if true. If true you should be turned in for looking forward to your dog tantalizing the cow. Your probably that guy that if the cow trampled your little fluffy you would sue the farmer. Way to go.

oh for Pete's sake.

[NavyVet]

This entire thread has been thoroughly entertaining. The "Hole In One" Club!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Marshaw

Your story was cute. Can't be sure if true. If true you should be turned in for looking forward to your dog tantalizing the cow. Your probably that guy that if the cow trampled your little fluffy you would sue the farmer. Way to go.

My dog is on a leash when barking at the cows and they pay no attention to him whatsoever unless there is a calve near the fence. Right now I do not believe there are any really young calves out in that field.

This story is true as I would not have posted something that was not factual. Still waiting for corroboration from someone who was on Belmont Golf Course or in one of the homes that look out of it. They can verify the couple at least as they do stick out in the Villages still. Maybe in a few generations they will not be noticeable. God willing.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by taltarzac725

i was walking the pooch around lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 pm while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to promise hospital which has a back entrance so villagers can access without travelling on cr472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to promise hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to promise hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near promise hospital and the church on cr472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad i did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and i just continue with what now is an impression of sergeant schultz "i see nothing! I know nothing! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the promise hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at red sauce or city fire? The hole in one club? The belmont surprise? The lynnhaven love shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the belmont golf course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

was the door green ?

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Worldseries27

was the door green ?

Green Door - Wikipedia

I do not remember what color the door of the Belmont Rest Room is. I would guess tan. The address is 2500 Churchill Downs. 2500 CHURCHILL DOWNS owned by SUMTER LANDING COMMUNITY DEVEL

Golf The Villages

[Polar Bear]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Green Door - Wikipedia

I do not remember what color the door of the Belmont Rest Room is. I would guess tan. The address is 2500 Churchill Downs. 2500 CHURCHILL DOWNS owned by SUMTER LANDING COMMUNITY DEVEL

Golf The Villages

Total missed reference.

[pauld315]

But was there a loofah on the golf cart ? What color was it ?

[yankygrl]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I was walking the pooch around Lynnhaven yesterday afternoon @ 4:45 PM while also collecting the mail and had noticed a golf cart with no golf clubs with no one it in and had started looking around in case it had had some kind of dog in it. Dogs and their owners do often come to the path on the way to Promise Hospital which has a back entrance so Villagers can access without travelling on CR472. The dogs get to run up-and-down the path to Promise Hospital.

I continued on my walk not seeing a dog and walked past the golf course bath room. Startled by some weird noises coming out of there and considered calling 9/11 as it sounded like some banging against the door. But then heard some moans like you might hear while watching a porn movie.

So, walked a way along the pathway to Promise Hospital as my pooch likes to bark at the cows in the pasture near Promise Hospital and the church on CR472.

I noticed a lady come out of the bathroom while adjusting her clothing. She heads toward the golf cart. Walk some more on the path and see some movement from the corner of my eye while further checking for cow. And see a gentleman now come out of the golf course bathroom. And he heads to the golf cart.

I was sure glad I did not call 911.

After a short while they start carting towards me and I just continue with what now is an impression of Sergeant Schultz "I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! ". They cart past me and my dog while going towards the Promise Hospital.

I wonder if they will name a drink about this at Red Sauce or City Fire? The Hole in One Club? The Belmont Surprise? The Lynnhaven Love Shack?

I had noticed a certain kind of merriment at the Lynnhaven pool while walking my dog past it. I suppose a keen- eyed pool user from there had also noted the two people going into the Belmont Golf Course rest room. Even if they had spaced going in a bit. There is still that empty golf cart with no golf clubs.

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by pauld315

But was there a loofah on the golf cart ? What color was it ?

No loofah but they did have a thin and wide board as a floor on the golf cart. And the golf cart was a light blue or had some of that coloring.

The address is 2520 for the Belmont Golf Course Rest Room and the door is a reddish brown. The green door is on the ATM access at the Lynnhaven Mail Center.

Not sure if there is even a street address for this location.

[Mrodmh]

Originally Posted by yankygrl

Just so wrong - don’t care if they are a couple out messing around on spouses, that type of behavior is wrong in a public place.I WOULD HAVE CALLED 911 when I heard the commotion

The OP said they looked like young adults.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Mrodmh

The OP said they looked like young adults.

I would guess they were both under thirty.

[Worldseries27]

Originally Posted by polar bear

total missed reference. :d

yes they all did except for you. Bravos