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thevillager1988 06-18-2024 06:24 AM

Shove your money and driver's license way to the front of your shoe. No one will ever look there. (smile)

TheWarriors 06-18-2024 07:27 AM

It is funny how we as a society totally have acquiesced to the thieves to the point that everything good becomes intolerable to enjoy. How about we start removing an arm for theft. Today there are no serious repercussions for criminal behavior. Take a few limbs and you will see how quickly no thief wants to chance losing both arms. The law abiding shouldn’t have to constantly worry about the bad guys who just take and give nothing back to our Country.

Girlcopper 06-18-2024 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pugchief (Post 2341863)
"Never Lose Your Cash Again with This Clever Lip Balm Container Hack:
Going to the beach and worried about your money being stolen? Here's a simple trick. Take an empty lip balm container and remove the inside part that twists up the balm. Then, roll up your money into a small cylinder shape that fits inside the container, making sure that the money sticks up enough to easily grab it.

Depending on the size of your money and the lip balm container, you might need to fold the money in half before rolling it up. Just remember not to use the lip balm container for its original purpose, as it may have cash residue on it which doesn't protect your lips from the sun!"

lifehackguru.com

Great! Now everyone here knows where to look for money. That’s a smart move. Thank you geeeez

Stu from NYC 06-18-2024 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Girlcopper (Post 2342053)
Great! Now everyone here knows where to look for money. That’s a smart move. Thank you geeeez

How many thieves do you think read posts on TOTV?

CybrSage 06-18-2024 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by FredMitchell (Post 2341971)
Keep them in your boat with you or someone in your party. Avoid bad weather.

Buy a small private island.

I don't have that much money, so instead I hire a street thug to stand by my stuff with his glock partially showing out of his underwear due to having sagging pants.

I never get things stolen and I always have a lot of personal space around my beach blanket. :D

jimkerr 06-18-2024 08:46 AM

Don’t bring valuables to the beach, but if you have to just make sure that there’s always somebody that’s staying with your valuables

Glowing Horizon 06-18-2024 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ElDiabloJoe (Post 2341752)
For what it is worth, do NOT use a ziploc-type bag. NOT truly waterproof. What you want is a bag available at REI or dive shops that come in various sizes. They are inexpensive. I use one for my cell phone when jet skiing. Just clip it through your PFD or something secure when in the ocean. Leaving some air in it after you've closed it up in what helps it to float for a few seconds should you lose track of it.

Here's a couple quick links, but I'm sure that Big Online retailer that rhymes with a river in South America has them also:

https://www.rei.com/product/218049/o...light-dry-sack

Sites-Columbia_US-Site

Lightweight Dry Bag View | Sea to Summit

Once i put my cell phone inside a plastic pocket which was marketed to protect it from sand & water. It overheated & ruined it.

Taltarzac725 06-18-2024 08:50 AM

Bring back the centuries old fashion of the codpiece. But the fanny pack might be better. And both sexes could use the fanny pack without worry of injury to sensitive areas.

Glowing Horizon 06-18-2024 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by FredMitchell (Post 2341971)
Keep them in your boat with you or someone in your party. Avoid bad weather.

Buy a small private island.

Is your real name Epstein?

roguesearcher 06-18-2024 10:13 AM

Where is the beach around The Villages?

Taltarzac725 06-18-2024 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by roguesearcher (Post 2342105)
Where is the beach around The Villages?

There is a tiny beach at Lake Miona Park but it comes with alligators. And it is near a boat ramp.

bopat 06-18-2024 11:05 AM

I wrap my stuff in an old diaper then partially bury it in the sand, works everytime!

Altavia 06-18-2024 08:32 PM

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Here's an artificial dog poop key hider :-)

https://a.co/d/6ntu3dx

Stu from NYC 06-19-2024 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bopat (Post 2342125)
I wrap my stuff in an old diaper then partially bury it in the sand, works everytime!

What happens when you forget where you buried it and is now fully buried due to the wind

bopat 06-19-2024 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2342458)
What happens when you forget where you buried it and is now fully buried due to the wind

I don't go to the beach in a hurricane.


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