They don't check for cars before crossing the street in the squares.

If it's January or February, they're not wearing a coat and earmuffs; but still wear shorts and sandals

They don't eat dinner at 4 o'clock in the afternoon

They wave at you in there golf cart

Ha ha!!! We will be down for our lifestyle visit starting on the 25th, map in hand, slowly driving our rental golf cart, wearing our cute clothes and waving with a big smile on our face, followed by our real estate agent. See you then!

All of their clothes don't come from Beall's Outlet.

They ask you for directions to the grocery store, only they call it "Pube-lix", and then act insulted because you are bent over laughing.

They're not looking for a landscaper yet.

They don't know they need gutters.

And also..........
 

1. They complain about lizards getting in the garage.

2. They complain about insects in general.

3. They fret about sinkholes and lightning.

Do you really eat dinner at 4:00??? ��

They don't go to TOTV and complain about their worst every meal, at a restaurant they are never going back to.

Goggle eyed....

Ok...sorry but I have to say it...they come on here and start a new "dog-poop" thread! :loco:

I was going to,,,,,,,,
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