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Bill :wave: |
Aljetmet,
That 20 year hose guarantee reminds me of a conversation I had a while back with a house roof salesman. He said his roofing material was guaranteed for 50 years. So I asked him if the material had actually been installed on any house for 50 years. No answer. So I said "So what you are really telling me is that you think it will last 50 years and your company may or may not be around to back up that gaurantee in 50 years". Again, no response, just a deer in the headlights look. Be careful of gaurantees. Better to avoid the possibility all together. |
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On a more positive note, as a result of the public exposure, I've received several nice offers of free liposuction. |
Laundry
Reminds me of the joke of a woman who liked to her housewowrk in the nude.
She was doing laundry and a overhead pipe was dripping hot water on her head. She put on her son's football helmet. A short while later, she was startled to find the meter reader had entered the area. He shook his head and said, "I SURE HOPE YOUR TEAM WINS LADY" !! :1rotfl: A Ann Landers published joke |
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