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Stu from NYC 12-20-2023 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackbird45 (Post 2284001)
If I attach a Brillo pad instead of a loofah, would that mean I'm into S&M?

But you would be nice and clean and red all over

Nancy@Pinellas 12-20-2023 07:46 PM

Yep, all urban legend.

Whitley 12-21-2023 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbomaybe (Post 2283608)
Perhaps I have made a mistake and am flying under false colors, I found a pink dayglo tennis ball, added a marker smiley face, stuck it on the roof antenna to help me locate my old Honda in large parking lots , nothing else ?? am I sending an unintended signal, the more HIP can better inform me

Tell me what you are into, and I will let you know if you being misleading with the pink tennis ball. One important detail, do the corners of the smile go above the eyes of below?

Whitley 12-21-2023 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2283779)
Is the club just for males and females or for any of the other 47 sexes I have heard about?

47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article in teen Vogue about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

Whitley 12-21-2023 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nancy@Pinellas (Post 2284082)
Yep, all urban legend.

Be Kind To One Another. If Only.

golfing eagles 12-21-2023 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Whitley (Post 2284240)
47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

Let me be the first to "misgender" them.

The English language has exactly 3 third person singular pronouns---he, she, and it. If someone does not identify as a "he" or a "she" then they are an "it". Permanently. See how simple this is?

MrFlorida 12-21-2023 09:09 AM

I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

fdpaq0580 12-21-2023 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Whitley (Post 2284240)
47 you say. What are you stuck in the 90's. The amount of GENDERS (not sexes) is infinite. I read an article about a gender fluid born female individual. In the first paragraph the person was called, him, her, she, they and them (a he would have gotten the royal flush). And God help you if you misgender that brave and stunning individual.

How many colors of loofah do they make? Asking for a friend.

golfing eagles 12-21-2023 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2284251)
How many colors of loofah do they make? Asking for a friend.

Apparently, not enough :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

fdpaq0580 12-21-2023 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MrFlorida (Post 2284250)
I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

I've got an old hockey puck. Wonder what they would get from that.

Velvet 12-21-2023 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MrFlorida (Post 2284250)
I've seen a pickle ball on a roof antenna, what does that mean ?

It means; “I couldn’t find my loofa this morning, so if you play pickle ball, that’ll do.” Also because of the holes in the ball, it’s easy to put on the antenna.

Stu from NYC 12-21-2023 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2284249)
Let me be the first to "misgender" them.

The English language has exactly 3 third person singular pronouns---he, she, and it. If someone does not identify as a "he" or a "she" then they are an "it". Permanently. See how simple this is?

Very simple way to determine gender. Take your clothes off and stand in front of a mirror.

Write down the type of genitalia you see. Take it with you if you are prone to forget what you wrote and pull it our if necessary.

Still do not understand how a perspective supreme court justice could not figure this out.

ThirdOfFive 12-22-2023 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2284258)
I've got an old hockey puck. Wonder what they would get from that.

Probably five minutes in the penalty box...

golfing eagles 12-22-2023 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2284434)
Very simple way to determine gender. Take your clothes off and stand in front of a mirror.

Write down the type of genitalia you see. Take it with you if you are prone to forget what you wrote and pull it our if necessary.

Still do not understand how a perspective supreme court justice could not figure this out.

Good one! Then write "he", "she", or "it" right under that.

ThirdOfFive 12-22-2023 08:16 AM

I think it is just one more example of "if it bleeds, it leads". Or, as Sir Winston Churchill once so famously said "a lie , he can get halfway around the world before the truth can get it's pants on".

Americans apparently have an inexhaustible appetite for the prurient and the sleazy. And if anyone makes a living from the printed or spoken word, he or she learns pretty quickly that stories (be they verbal, printed or spoken) about quilting sessions, trimming Crepe Myrtles or model train exhibitions die a pretty quick death. Villagers are probably no more likely--probably a whole lot more UNlikely--to catch a case of sabertoothed crotchcritters than just about any other discrete group in America that you could name, but when it the story is connected to TV, which after all is the largest retirement community on the entire planet with a geographical size bigger than the city of San Francisco and with the financial and other types of clout that it has--well, people are going to notice.


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