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golfing eagles 11-05-2021 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kendi (Post 2025524)
It’s belittling. Giving it another name doesn’t change the fact.

Humor
Levity
Sarcasm
Joke

Try those for a few other names.
Perfect example of what I stated in post #39, thank you.

coffeebean 11-05-2021 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kendi (Post 2025524)
It’s belittling. Giving it another name doesn’t change the fact.

You gotta have a thick skin to participate in social media. Believe me. I know!!!!! Just let it roll off your back like water rolls off a duck.

cbmerl 11-05-2021 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025176)
Just a few questions;

Is a traffic "single" the same as unmarried traffic?
Is "Chitty chatting" when a Chitty talks too much?
Is "Morris" Blvd. named after the nine lives cat? :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

HaHa! Just what I wanted to imply but you did it much nicer than I would have. I'm amazed by how many posters must not ever re-read their posts before submitting them.:a040:

Ecuadog 11-05-2021 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025520)
Well, I think some people judge levity/humor/sarcasm based on their own degree of "wokeness" Personally, I consider the only acceptable level of "wokeness" to be quite a bit less than zero.
Really, God forbid you offend anybody for any reason regardless of what you see. Illegal aliens are just that, NOT "UNDOCUMENTED". The bullpen is where relief pitchers warm up NOT "THE ARM BARN". Something that is grammatically gibberish should be pointed out. And why do universities need "free speech zones" in a country founded on free speech? Yet there are people, even on this site, that defend this type of nonsense.
For my part, if I post something in gibberish, or something completely factually off base, please call me out on it, I won't consider it a "joke at my expense":1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl: (But you better be correct, since you know what they say about payback:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:)

Talk about gibberish? What do “wokeness” and Illegal aliens have to do with mocking another person’s post for your own amusement?

JMintzer 11-05-2021 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hackercraft (Post 2025462)
Not belittling, just a public school education.

Hey, I went to public school!

Ain't nuthin' wrong with my grammer or punckshuashun!

JMintzer 11-05-2021 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by blueash (Post 2025560)
You want to have your errors pointed out GE? How about your belief that you are the one who decides whether your wife is allowed to drive. Is she your inferior incapable of deciding her own ability without your divine blessing? Doctor God complex?

Please don't come back and say your didn't actually mean those words. Surely you'd claim you meant to say you are comfortable with her driving. You attacked the OP for using words that were wrong but the meaning was entirely clear to everyone. I think your words might be entirely clear as well. Freudian slip.

And not to let another error by you in this thread go by... Apparently your wife, who is allowed to drive, also is good at using her I phone. [post #14] What's an I phone? Is it different than a U phone? Or is the reader likely to know that your I phone is really, correctly, an iPhone? Just like I knew single was signal, Chitty chatting was Chatty, and Morris was Morse. Should I now add the obligatory three laughing heads emoji?

Oy Vey...

Driller703 11-05-2021 09:59 AM

Please use punctuation

New Englander 11-05-2021 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025318)
No, it's known as humor. Try laughing sometime, you'll live longer.:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

It didn't seems like humor to me.

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 10:12 AM

Check post for errors.
 
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Originally Posted by cbmerl (Post 2025556)
HaHa! Just what I wanted to imply but you did it much nicer than I would have. I'm amazed by how many posters must not ever re-read their posts before submitting them.:a040:

I often have errors even though I check before hitting "submit post". I figure that, as with myself, most errors are the result of "autocorrect" which will change words, spelling and punctuation even after submitting the post. I don't think it is supposed to work that way, but, at least on my tablet, it sometimes does.
I just fixed 4 errors that "autocorrect" changed on the above section. Let's see what happens this time.

JMintzer 11-05-2021 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2025589)
I often have errors even though I check before hitting "submit post". I figure that, as with myself, most errors are the result of "autocorrect" which will change words, spelling and punctuation even after submitting the post. I don't think it is supposed to work that way, but, at least on my tablet, it sometimes does.
I just fixed 4 errors that "autocorrect" changed on the above section. Let's see what happens this time.

I never rely on auto correct...

I can promise you, I've never typed "ducking" in my life... :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

BobnBev 11-05-2021 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by NoMoSno (Post 2025494)
I am also blind in one eye.
No problems driving or with depth perception.
There are millions of one-eyed drivers.

Great name for a band---"One eyed drivers":a040::a040::a040:

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 10:30 AM

Hate my driver.
 
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Originally Posted by BobnBev (Post 2025599)
Great name for a band---"One eyed drivers":a040::a040::a040:

I hate my driver. I much prefer my 3 wood.
My driver must have been built by NASCAR. Every drive goes left.

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by blueash (Post 2025560)
You want to have your errors pointed out GE? How about your belief that you are the one who decides whether your wife is allowed to drive. Is she your inferior incapable of deciding her own ability without your divine blessing? Doctor God complex?

Please don't come back and say your didn't actually mean those words. Surely you'd claim you meant to say you are comfortable with her driving. You attacked the OP for using words that were wrong but the meaning was entirely clear to everyone. I think your words might be entirely clear as well. Freudian slip.

And not to let another error by you in this thread go by... Apparently your wife, who is allowed to drive, also is good at using her I phone. [post #14] What's an I phone? Is it different than a U phone? Or is the reader likely to know that your I phone is really, correctly, an iPhone? Just like I knew single was signal, Chitty chatting was Chatty, and Morris was Morse. Should I now add the obligatory three laughing heads emoji?

Really?????
I think the kind thing would be to assume that post was sarcasm and let it go by the boards. Otherwise, there would be a few select diagnoses to chose among:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:
And since I know you know better, let's go with that.

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 10:33 AM

Ha!
 
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Originally Posted by BobnBev (Post 2025599)
Great name for a band---"One eyed drivers":a040::a040::a040:

Now THAT IS FUNNY!!!

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2025566)
Talk about gibberish? What do “wokeness” and Illegal aliens have to do with mocking another person’s post for your own amusement?

Sorry the connctection is too subtle. Maybe if you study it for a while.....

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by New Englander (Post 2025578)
It didn't seems like humor to me.

New York humor. Those from Mass. just don't get it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2025603)
Now THAT IS FUNNY!!!

Are you sure you aren't "mocking" or "belittling" the OP for your own "amusement"? There are 3 or 4 on this thread that will claim you are.

JMintzer 11-05-2021 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025605)
New York humor. Those from Mass. just don't get it:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

https://media0.giphy.com/media/RlO3b...4vGKsx/200.gif

Ecuadog 11-05-2021 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NoMoSno (Post 2025494)
I am also blind in one eye.
No problems driving or with depth perception.
There are millions of one-eyed drivers.

I once asked my one-eyed nephew about how he negotiated the narrow streets of his city while driving his truck.

“It’s simple,” he said. “When driving between two, parked cars, I try to stay closer to the cheaper one.”

Ecuadog 11-05-2021 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025604)
Sorry the connctection is too subtle. Maybe if you study it for a while.....

Nope. I tried. Please explain.

What do “wokeness” and Illegal aliens have to do with mocking another person’s post for your own amusement?

HRDave 11-05-2021 10:54 AM

AGREE 100% Signal Needed!!
 
As a Chitty Chatty resident I agree wholeheartedly with the OP. There’s going to be a serious if not fatal accident at our entrance if something isn’t done.
45 MPH speed limit on S. Morse is a joke.

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 11:01 AM

No.
 
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025607)
Are you sure you aren't "mocking" or "belittling" the OP for your own "amusement"? There are 3 or 4 on this thread that will claim you are.

No. I don't mock or belittle. I do, however, have the ability to laugh AT myself and to laugh WITH others who are able and willing to laugh at themselves.
Mocking, belittling comes from meanness. I am not inherently mean, I would never knock your ice cream cone out of your hand. But, if a seagull swooped down and stole it from you, I would laugh, hysterically. I would then offer to buy you another.

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2025613)
Nope. I tried. Please explain.

What do “wokeness” and Illegal aliens have to do with mocking another person’s post for your own amusement?

Sorry, I guess you'll have to try harder.

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2025618)
No. I don't mock or belittle. I do, however, have the ability to laugh AT myself and to laugh WITH others who are able and willing to laugh at themselves.
Mocking, belittling comes from meanness. I am not inherently mean, I would never knock your ice cream cone out of your hand. But, if a seagull swooped down and stole it from you, I would laugh, hysterically. I would then offer to buy you another.

Sarcasm, Sheldon, sarcasm

Ecuadog 11-05-2021 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2025613)
Nope. I tried. Please explain.

What do “wokeness” and Illegal aliens have to do with mocking another person’s post for your own amusement?

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025621)
Sorry, I guess you'll have to try harder.

Am I being dismissed or do you need more time?

richdell 11-05-2021 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2025601)
I hate my driver. I much prefer my 3 wood.
My driver must have been built by NASCAR. Every drive goes left.

:) :) :)

rogerk 11-05-2021 11:41 AM

Obviously we all knew what the writer was asking. They are obviously new to the community; where is your tolerance and compassion?

The answer was given, contact the appropriate county. US 301 is a US highway and signal lights and any changes need state and federal approval. I think the process must start at the local level, the city or county.

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 12:02 PM

Hmmm.
 
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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2025355)
So then it's just having a laugh at someone else's expense.

Once had a comedian explanation of humor that went something like this.
All jokes, things folks find funny have to have a butt to the joke, be it a person, animal, place or thing.
Example of person might be a "blond" joke or child putting their spaghetti bowl on their head.
Example of animal might be dog butt scooting.
Always a butt or focus point for humor. The supposed injury is not serious or fatal.
"Man falls three floors, hits sidewalk, bounces once and lands on feet then walks casually away" - funny.
"Man falls three floors, splat, dead" - not funny.

Now, OP, pointed out that traffic signal is needed. Good, but serious and not funny. OP's post, for whatever reason had errors of various kinds. No one hurt as a result of post that many of others here found some humor in. No real or lasting harm intended or done.

To OP, thanks for bringing attention to a traffic problem. Also, I hope you were not offended by the fun some of us enjoyed as a result of minor errors we had some fun with.

What else can we have fun with. Oh, if anyone sees me fall flat on my ass, please finish laughing be for asking if I'm ok.

Indydealmaker 11-05-2021 12:28 PM

Just go around the next roundabout and come back. Much safer.

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Indydealmaker (Post 2025660)
Just go around the next roundabout and come back. Much safer.

OMG, a practical, helpful solution!!!! Get off this site immediately!!!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Ecuadog 11-05-2021 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025659)
Because it's you, I'll explain:

Illegal aliens are just that, illegal, and by their very presence in our country they have committed a felony against the citizens of the United States. The woke culture and the PC police has renamed these criminals "undocumented", which is terrible euphemism for their crime.

I was not "mocking" the OP, in fact I sympathize with his lack of vision in his left eye for reasons I've already stated. I was making a humorous comment about the words that were put in the post. Yet several people got their undies in a bunch over a little joke as if I told them their mother wore army boots. It was not "cruel" to the OP, it was a joke, , and in my opinion, one needs to have a "wokeness" level of 7 or higher to feel offended by it.

Codswallop.

CFrance 11-05-2021 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2025651)
Once had a comedian explanation of humor that went something like this.
All jokes, things folks find funny have to have a butt to the joke, be it a person, animal, place or thing.
Example of person might be a "blond" joke or child putting their spaghetti bowl on their head.
Example of animal might be dog butt scooting.
Always a butt or focus point for humor. The supposed injury is not serious or fatal.
"Man falls three floors, hits sidewalk, bounces once and lands on feet then walks casually away" - funny.
"Man falls three floors, splat, dead" - not funny.

Now, OP, pointed out that traffic signal is needed. Good, but serious and not funny. OP's post, for whatever reason had errors of various kinds. No one hurt as a result of post that many of others here found some humor in. No real or lasting harm intended or done.

To OP, thanks for bringing attention to a traffic problem. Also, I hope you were not offended by the fun some of us enjoyed as a result of minor errors we had some fun with.

What else can we have fun with. Oh, if anyone sees me fall flat on my ass, please finish laughing be for asking if I'm ok.

Don't you mean "before"?:clap2::MOJE_whot:

golfing eagles 11-05-2021 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ecuadog (Post 2025673)
Codswallop.

No, I'm not the one babbling

VApeople 11-05-2021 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HRDave (Post 2025615)
45 MPH speed limit on S. Morse is a joke.

It is not a joke to us.

We drive down to the Southern Area several times a week to enjoy the amenities down there and we never exceed the 45 mph speed limit.

By the way, the new walking trail at Hawkins is beautiful, even better than the trail at Hogeye.

Aacosner 11-05-2021 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2025520)
Something that is grammatically gibberish should be pointed out. For my part, if I post something in gibberish, or something completely factually off base, please call me out on it, I won't consider it a "joke at my expense"

Fully agree. It is so irritating trying to sort out some of the gibberish that lands on this and other social media sites, and double that irritation for the factual errors. A thoughtful proof read of what has been written before hitting the "submit reply" button goes a long way.

Curtisbwp 11-05-2021 02:15 PM

I lived in a small town in maine, I watched the 'NY MAS, NJ,CON, RI' move in my peaceful little town' within one month they insisted on TRAFIC LIGHTS because that is what they had at home!! LEAVE things alone and adapt!!!

thevillages2013 11-05-2021 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by blueash (Post 2025560)
You want to have your errors pointed out GE? How about your belief that you are the one who decides whether your wife is allowed to drive. Is she your inferior incapable of deciding her own ability without your divine blessing? Doctor God complex?

Please don't come back and say your didn't actually mean those words. Surely you'd claim you meant to say you are comfortable with her driving. You attacked the OP for using words that were wrong but the meaning was entirely clear to everyone. I think your words might be entirely clear as well. Freudian slip.

And not to let another error by you in this thread go by... Apparently your wife, who is allowed to drive, also is good at using her I phone. [post #14] What's an I phone? Is it different than a U phone? Or is the reader likely to know that your I phone is really, correctly, an iPhone? Just like I knew single was signal, Chitty chatting was Chatty, and Morris was Morse. Should I now add the obligatory three laughing heads emoji?

Dr vs Dr . I suggest mud wrestling to settle things

thevillages2013 11-05-2021 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JMintzer (Post 2025573)
Hey, I went to public school!

Ain't nuthin' wrong with my grammer or punckshuashun!

Four year ago I couldn’t spell graduate now I are one

Happydaz 11-05-2021 03:32 PM

Some people are quick to point out other people’s errors and laugh at them. I can’t believe that supposedly intelligent people would demean and belittle other people for their grammar and spelling. I know that everyone is not kind but one at least hopes for some consideration and politeness in public discourse.

fdpaq0580 11-05-2021 03:33 PM

HA! I just got it!
 
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Originally Posted by Driller703 (Post 2025577)
Please use punctuation

Just reread thru the posts for fun (third time. My idea of fun is often confusing to others). I FINALLY got the joke. Now, I'm not sure which made me laugh more, your post, or the fact that I completely missed the gag, TWICE!
O ah tah gu siam!


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