Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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I'm not panicking, but... when I couldn't find toilet paper on Amazon, Walmart or Target I felt a bit apprehensive. Finally found some TP at an office supply site but the smallest order was a carton of 96 rolls. Got a good price and I'll eventually use it. Or sell it, hee hee!
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Since we all love tossing around numbers on this website thought I would get down and dirty sort of. If you estimate 4 sheets of paper per use, 4 sets per trip to the throne that is 16 total sheets per trip. That means per 1000 sheet roll of TP you get 62.5 trips to the hallowed throne. If there are 2 people in the home that is just about a month of use when regular and not having a meal from a Thai or Mexican restaurant. Then all of this goes down the drain when you eat those little peppers. So with a basic use a 6 pack of TP should go for about 5.5 months. Uh oh, the better half just stepped in and reminded me her usage is very different. Going to start shredding the newspaper!!! Please keep a sense of humor it makes things better, help others and stay safe.
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Try this.
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corona and toilet paper
I laughed and laughed at a lot of these remarks. Remember the Olden days when you used sears catalogue pages to wipe your --- in the outhouse ? Keep a catalogue near by !!!!
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Elaine's "No square to spare" statement has taken on new meaning.
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"No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth." Plato “To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” Thomas Paine |
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remember the old days in the out house ? Sears Roebuck pages to wipe with !!!
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We were a Montgomery Ward family
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No one believes the truth when the lie is more interesting Berks County Pennsylvania |
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The only publications safe in my house are my early 70s Whole Earth Catalogs
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You have a great sense of humor.
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Barefoot At Last No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever. Last edited by Barefoot; 03-17-2020 at 09:08 AM. |
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I have a suggestion for us who live in " The Villages " a...wait for it a theme song yes a theme song.
" I Will Survive " by Gloria Gaynor. hummmm to it … sing to it … In your Car, Colf Cart, Bike, Walking, Trotting, Running, or just a Lazy Casual Stroll and a greeting something like this. I will " Survive " …… " We Will Survive ".... try it, nice tune...High Five without Touching of Course ….. or tap your toes or 3 or 4 times or more 5 perhaps. Toe tapping is kind of a new greeting but....it will catch on....I think.. better than elbow to elbow. Now I did do a Trail Run this afternoon walking, trotting and golf cart, got a few weird glances... but more positive smiles , so I am optimistic. Good Luck and more important Good Hummmmmming and or Singing..Hey ..Hey We will Survive. Last edited by 600th Photo Sq; 03-15-2020 at 07:40 PM. |
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