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Are you referring to executive courses? |
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Oh, and Lee Trevino (who's been struck by lightning THREE TIMES) is credited for that line... |
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My thing is, that if there's a closed sign or a do not enter sign, etc. I would be afraid to go. What if they're treating the lawn with a chemical or something. Signs are put up for a reason.
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Did the management take all of the flags out? That will deter most people
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It's interesting. I didn't take a count, but it looks like half are for following the rules and half aren't. What a facemask had to do with this is beyond me.
I respect golf courses, even though I am not a consistent player. I was more annoyed at the people driving on the fairway, since it had just poured all afternoon. I used to work part-time, at a country club golf course as a starter-ranger. We could golf for free, plus they paid us. Most of the time we golfed after hours, because employees were allowed, and that was generally the only time available, since we started people off on the first and the ninth at the same time. One evening I saw a group of young "college students" on the 18th (most likely grand kids of some of the homeowners. They were drinking and riding their carts in circles, so I started to drive toward them, and they high tailed it out of their fast, so I went back to my 4 some and we continued playing. When we got to the 18th green, we discovered they had put a beer can in the hole and then put the flag through the top of the can. I never played with Jack, but I have played with god. He cheats though. One time he had a squirrel pick up his ball and drop it in the hole. On another occasion, an eagle swooped down, picked up his ball and dropped it right next to the flag. |
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“The Executive Golf Trail of The Villages provides another great avenue for recreation in the active lifestyle of a Villager. They are supported and maintained by the amenities fees of the residents of The Villages, meaning Greens Fees are free for all residents of The Villages. …” Is this incorrect then? |
Haven’t golfed with God or Jack. But once I jumped ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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Like Clapton, Carl Spackler is God... |
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Community Watch. Call them. 753-0550
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Call 911.
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They must be from Portland
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Both can cause damage How do YOU NOT see it?????? Besides, the context was in regard to ignoring blatant trespassing and "minding your own business". Don't cherry pick |
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Jeez......There's quite a few more here than I thought |
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It was most certainly because of the rain and the possibility of damaging the course. |
People have always practiced on golf courses after hours, Pros that grew up on golf courses tell stories of playing after hours.
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This person said he/she was driving "past" the exec courses - never said they were on the c ourse
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Maybe because it’s in the database? Just like the Community Watch knows what number to call when you leave your garage door open at night. |
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