| OrangeBlossomBaby |
06-26-2021 05:14 PM |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boomer
(Post 1965251)
I will be following this thread with interest to see if it changes my long-held belief that eating cold pizza for breakfast (or at any time) is a behavior that is tied to the Y chromosome.
Mr. B thinks cold pizza is fine, even, and especially, at breakfast. I don’t.
I will check back later to see if the anecdotal evidence in this thread proves my gender-based assumption wrong.
Btw, I also think that laughing about farts is a predisposition tied to the Y chromosome. If somebody farted at my book club, everyone would just pretend they had not noticed. But men think farts are funny and have been known to congratulate each other and even have contests.
I might be proven wrong on my gender-based cold pizza theory, but I think I am right on my farts-are-funny-only-to-males theory. It starts when they are little boys.
Boomer
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Your theory doesn't hold water (or pepperoni).
Anyone who has lived in a dorm in the greater Boston area knows a few things:
1. all pizza is best served hot enough to cause blisters to your mouth.
2. pizza is acceptable cold the next morning.
3. pizza does not have to be refrigerated once it turns cold.
4. a little cardboard stuck to the bottom of the crust will not cause indigestion.
5. you can *warm* a pizza by balancing the entire box on top of the radiator by the window in the wintertime, if you absolutely must have it warmer than air-temp.
6. you can pick the frozen mozz off a frozen pizza if you absolutely must, but accept that you'll get stuck with the slices with the least amount of mozz on them once someone gets around to cooking the thing. |
