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I have talked to my dog many times about this very thing. I told her you have a nice place to go in our back yard. why do you keep waiting until you get in the house.
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And "Inquiring Minds" wanna know...
...What was your dogs response to your question?
(In my best Sigmund Frued voice) "Do you and your dog "Chit-Chat" often"?... Hmmm, I see. "And what do you talk about besides...you know..."Poop places"? "I think we are making some progress...your Doggy has inhibitions of "Pooping" in public...where she may be seen by others...Perfectly normal. You doggy prefers the "In side Privacy" that your home provides to do her business". "Again...perfectly normal" ! "I think we have made some excellent progress today. Your Doggy is perfectly normal !...but, Iam concerned about you". "Were you happy as a child"?... "OHHHhhh My. I see we are out of time for today. We'll continue in our next session". Dave (Hearing that "Twilight Zone" zone music...AGAIN) |
I belive the cost of the DNA testing could be covered by the fines that are awarded to the Poopetraters. Probably will never happen in TV, but wouldn't you just love to see the Poopetraters doing the perp walk on camera. If you have ever been the victim of a sneeky Poopetrater, justice would be sweet. By the way, I have always owned dogs and always will but my dog, my yard.
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In fact, usually both! SWR :beer3: |
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Also, I was just thinking... (sniff-sniff) why do they have to go through the expense of doing DNA testing, having administrative costs and hiring of fecal sniffvestigators? All they have to do is put the dogs to work doing what they love to do... go around sniffing the Poopetrater's droppings and other dogs butts. Rewards can be offered of deluxe doggie treats to canine snitchers who provide information leading to the arrest and conviction of violating pooches and their owners, and even an annual "Sniffvestigator of the Year" award could be presented to the most effective canine! Also, what would the legal charges be for violations; misdahydrant for inappropriate placement of urine or a Smellany for fecal indiscretions? I agree that something needs to be done, and I say, "Let's stamp out the poop piles... NOW!" chilout |
I'am with you "SkyGuy"...
We could form a band of "Village-anties" and confront the poopertrators owner on our own terms!!! Fumar can be our leader.
Picture a mob patrolling the streets, armed with paper sacks...lighter fluid and a trusty Zippo ! We'll send out a scout to locate the front door and door bell button. Deliver the flaming parcel...hit the doorbell button...and RUN LIKE HELL !!! Bet THAT will put a stomp to it!!!....errrr....STOP to it. Ahhh the "Good ole' Days" (and dont tell me no one ever did it) !! Strange, how history has a way of "Re-occuring". |
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So what are the rules?? Can you let your dog do business on others yards if you pick up??
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Other threads here tell of homeowners without dogs having their grass ruined by pee, and some are too inconsiderate to pick up the dog logs. |
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