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Originally Posted by taltarzac725 (Post 2211793)

i was thinking of something like a cross between a hot water bottle cvs health warm or cold water bottle and an elevated toilet seat with an below and above total eclipse like valve for where the pee would enter. Probably made of some kind hot water bottle kind of material.

I know there are a lot of tinkerers in the villages with a lot of extra time.

professional drivers use half gallon milk jugs with a handle. They open the side doors and step forward completely blocked from prying eyes, cap the jug and find a sewer or empty lot area

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Originally Posted by Worldseries27 (Post 2211998)

wonder where eve tinkled

Under the apple tree?

Same way the apostles did
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Originally Posted by redchariot (Post 2211893)

and how do you wash your hands!?!

same way the apostles did

The joys of living on a golf course

If pro's and caddies can do it at Augusta, we can do it in TV.

:gc:

Third world country behavior that I witnessed over 60 years ago in a foreign country.

It's been mentioned and is legal.

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 2212074)

If pro's and caddies can do it at Augusta, we can do it in TV.

:gc:

I knew it was called Amen corner for a reason. Plenty of bushes!

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Originally Posted by JGibson (Post 2211441)

Another thread got me thinking.

Do women get offended if a man goes behind a tree or bush to relieve himself?

Most older men have enlarged prostate and with the heat, we need to drink lots of water and then relieve ourselves frequently. Medications work only so well.

Yes, I use the restroom before teeing off and never pass a restroom on the course without using it, doesn't matter if I have to go or not.

Nothing worst than trying to play golf when your bladder is busting.

If I’m playing with a group of men I just go behind a tree no questions asked but if a woman is in the group I feel like this is risky and she may make a big issue out of it.

I’m not talking about a possible family golf environment but an adult golf environment.

Also, what is the TV/developer policy on relieving oneself on their golf course?

I’ve never seen a rule stating it's prohibited, maybe legally it could be urinating in public or indecent exposure but that is my concern with women that they may be offended and actually call the Sheriff.

Who knows maybe even a man would make a big issue and call the authorities.

No diaper or a bag answers will be accepted as it’s rare and doesn't happen that often but when it does I gotta go.

Thoughts?

Excuse me you do WHAT:a20:

and....why don't you go ask them??? :pray:

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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2211584)

Alright. But thanks for the five star rating.

Actually, I spelled it out. The software auto-corrected to the "five-star rating"

Let's try again...
Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your pen*s in your pants

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Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 2212074)

If pro's and caddies can do it at Augusta, we can do it in TV.

:gc:

Nope, the fact that people can play golf does not mean that they can do anything else appropriately. They are invited and welcomed to do what they know, that is play golf. That is all.

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Originally Posted by MsPCGenius (Post 2212181)

Actually, I spelled it out. The software auto-corrected to the "five-star rating"

Let's try again...
Public indecency is public indecency. Keep your pen*s in your pants

“Indecent exposure is if an individual flashed another person on the street in a vulgar manner.
With indecent exposure, the manner in which the individual has exposed themselves is important. If an individual has not exposed themselves in a vulgar or indecent manner, they may be able to fight an indecent exposure charge”

I think like most crimes it's the “intent” that matters.
If no one can see it how is it indecency?

If a tree falls in the woods did it make a noise?

It could be public urination but there is a big difference between relieving yourself on the side of a Circle K wall and hiding behind a tree on a golf course where no one can see you or it.

How would someone be offended at something they didn't actually see?

Are you actually offended because of the mere thought of it?

So your thoughts are offended?

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Originally Posted by Velvet (Post 2212215)

Nope, the fact that people can play golf does not mean that they can do anything else appropriately. They are invited and welcomed to do what they know, that is play golf. That is all.

:1rotfl::1rotfl:
Oh Sheldon, Penny and Leonard got it.