Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Chelsea, is that Rocky you're thinking of?... '-)

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Sid, who the heck is Rocky? Never did catch his name! Could be! ;)

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Chels

Thought it was Sam (not Samhass) who was on the run for years but had reincarneated himself just for you!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

OK, now who's Sam!!!!!! (not Samhass) You guys a sooooooooo confusing me! And in my delicate state too! :o

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

The Fugitive silly..... ;D you know ???....Sam Shepard ???

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Oh, duh! Well, I never did catch the Shepard's name. You know one of those (wink, wink) tee many martoonie's nights!

And now, what am I to do with this poor little tyke?



Sigh. Yes, it's a boy.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Chels, ship him to Canada I'm over my pet quota, but no-one has to know. He is SO cute.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

It was the pool noodle chel. ;D
You'll give birth to noodle roni. :joke:

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Oh dear!! I was gone a few hours and babies are popping up everywhere! I love the little darlings at birth, I volunteer to cuddle and nurture and change diapers! I am done with nursing though. Bottles only! Don't call when Rockys here, though! he needs me to rock and roll all night long. Oh No ! No rolling, thats how you all got pregs!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

You guys are certifiably crazy. love it.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Okay just now tuning in and Sam is right. It was a cold winter...course they all are here...and...as I look down I cannot see my thighs because of the bulge that is pinning them to the chair. I must be pregnant.

...or could it be... well maybe... see we just got home from the State Fair, a really big event here every year....ranked one of the best State Fairs in the country.

We arrived at the Fair about 3:45pm and ate until 7:30pm then the concert (Chuck Wickes, Jewel and Brad Paisley) until 11:00 and then another hour of food. I ate a taco, a Pronto Pup, Deep Fried Cheese on a Stick, Mini Donuts, a Pork Chop on a Stick, Chocolate Covered Bacon Strips, Fried Pickle Chips, a pineapple shake with hot fudge, a foot long hot dog, A bunch of Aunt Martha's Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies, and I can't remember what else.

You know, the bulging belly could possibly be due to that extra Pickle Chip...

Well all I know is if I am preggers, the kid is going to Boarding School straight from the hospital. If I am not I better call "Jennie".

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Susan, you HAVE to be pregnant to be able to eat all of that stuff. Definitely gotta be those pg cravings in action.

Skip boarding school -- just sent to Rhonda until it talks and uses the potty and then I'll take over until the teens. THEN boarding school (unless SamH wants to take over).

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

I hope the sun comes out soon... the lack of sunshine's makin is wackey....

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

The pickle chip, was it served with ice cream?? Inquiring minds want to know.

(Better test for pregnancy than a dead rabbit or a wet strip.)

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

I am sooooo glad that I am out of town. Fay seems to have had a very weird side effect that I am glad to avoid.

If any puppies are available send them my way...

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

You have actually managed to freak me out Gracie.

I really hadn't put it together, but the Fried Dill Pickle Chips and the Pineapple Shake with Hot Fudge did happen at the same place, same time. But I only had two pickle chips, Tom had the rest. The shake was mine.

You have me worried now cause Tom does look like he could be about hmmmm 7 - 8 mos along.....OMG!!! We could be having twins together!!!! http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...ys/4_11_21.gifhttp://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...ys/4_11_21.gifhttp://i274.photobucket.com/albums/j...ys/4_11_21.gif

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

HAhahaha Susan! I would have gladly helped you consume that neat junk food.

Beady, you know we're all like this with or without a storm. Come home anyway. The water is fine and we miss you.

Jerseygirl and rshoffer...yes, we are afflicted!!!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Sam I just know you will not be good for my figure.

Red if it is twins, I am sending one to you.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Thank you Susan, whew!!! I never said anything about twins!!! Had that scare once! LOL REALLY! So, after the single twin was born I was so overwhelmed that I waited until she was entering kindergarten to have baby #2. I've also been reconsidering what I previously said in this forum. Bouv woke me every night at 4 AM. Now that she went to the Rainbow Bridge, I'm sleeping all night! No baby wake up calls wanted. Occaisional overnight? Maybe. Now on to important things, please, please tell me about the chocolate covered bacon!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

OK. I stirred things up on the "Guys" post. Many may think I am wrong. I just didn't foresee Helping hands morphing into a charity thing. It's supposed to be simple. Maybe I am simple. :dontknow:

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

!!!!!!!!!!!News Broadcast!!!!!!!!!!

Attitude Greatly affected by Continuous Rainfall!

It is predicted that the craziness expressed in this thread will continue in The Villages. Due to the high level of moisture in the the air which is depleting the oxygen supply, TOTVer's and those living vicariously through them are expected to subcomb to moments of giddiness and serious brain drain...the only way to cure a waterlogged cranium.

The following weather report predicts that there is no end in sight for the pervasive silliness.



10-Day Forecast NEW: Larger Radar Maps & No Ads


High /Low (°F) Precip. %
Today Aug 23 T-Showers 82°/74° 60 %

Sun Aug 24 T-Showers 84°/74° 60 %

Mon Aug 25 Scattered T-Storms 88°/74° 40 %

Tue Aug 26 Scattered T-Storms 87°/75° 40 %

Wed Aug 27 Scattered T-Storms 87°/74° 40 %

Thu Aug 28 Scattered T-Storms 86°/74° 40 %

Fri Aug 29 Isolated T-Storms 87°/73° 30 %

Sat Aug 30 Isolated T-Storms 87°/73° 30 %

Sun Aug 31 Scattered T-Storms 85°/73° 50 %

Mon Sep 01 Partly Cloudy 86°/73° 20%


Last Updated Aug 23 09:21 a.m. ET

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

On a serious note....

Ronda,
Take a half circle of paper and roll it into a cone shape.

Fry strips of bacon to the doneness you prefer. The better the bacon the better the strip.

Dip Fried and drained strip into Rich Dark Chocolate that has something in it that makes it harden quickly but tastes better than that squirt bottle chocolate.

Fill cone and munch.

Good thing the pork is dipped in dark chocolate...otherwise it could be bad for you.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Bacon is frying as we post. ;D

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

I hope it has stopped raining in TV so we can get on with more important posts, like who stole the buffalo out from under our noses.

Not a real dog guy but that last pic by Chels is awesome!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Russ, Do you have the buffs??? You were here right before they disappeared. 1rnfl

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

You got me. I moved them north to save on fertilizer. And besides they are just such cute animals.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Nonie is desperately seeking a home for Richie, the hairless poodle!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

You are all certifiable! ;D

A friend's favorite description of The Villages:

"A place where none of the women can be pregnant, but where most of the men look as though they are!"

Your non-pregnant friend,

SWR

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Thats not a man , Its a Buffalo ...

Don't you know nuthen...........

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Silly Fumar, human men only look like buffalo when they lay on their backs...in that position they could also be mistaken for ski hill moguls or very big ant hills (if on the beach).

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

OK Susan, I am LMAO. When you said to cut a circle of paper and make a cone out of it, I wondered, DUNCE CAP?, COVER W/FOIL and put on head BECauSE ALIENS WERE LISTENING?, but not where the choc bacon goes. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

The "Pork Lickers" as they were honestly called, unlike, practically every other edible thing at the Fair, were not served on a stick. They had to serve them in some convenient portable way, so they put them in a paper cone.

(I refrained from disclosing the real name earlier, cause I can only imagine the reaction to their name.)

P.S. What does LMAO mean?

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Laughing My A** Off

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

OMG Chels whata cute puppy!!! It's so cute it doesn't look real!

Me too on the preggers! There's no hubby in my house though. I was just playing Elvis' song "One Night With You", and in the middle of the night Elvis "came" ooops, haha and now I'm in that delicate situation. Wow it was lovely and soooo worth it!!!

All this rain is driving me nuts, and my frizzy hair looks like a big bleached blonde brillo pad. Just one look is enough to scar all my neighbors for life. No de-frizzers will work in this humidity! I only hope my baby has Elvis' hair!!!!

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Have you heard that TV has sold the buffalo to Del Webb??

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Thanks for the warning. Note to myself .. destroy all Elvis CDs. ::)

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Sadie Mae is being cloned.

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Mrs F-16 says
"One a PIA, two a PIA, three a PIa, four.
Make it five and you're out the door."

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

I'm really not bored anymore, Thank you. Just for the record I'm more of a Golden Retriver than a German Shepard :joke:

Re: Someone stir things up please
 

Buc! Golden Retriever! Don't make me swoon now! :-*



Sighhhhhhhhhhh!