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Old 09-09-2019, 08:38 PM
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I had 3 squares of astro turf under my hose reel, totally invisible from the street. Looked out and saw my hose reel was moved, and 2 of the squares were gone. I would have given them to him if he had asked. He didn't even have the courtesy to put the hose reel back where he found it. What a dunce. If anybody wants the other piece, it's yours, or it goes out with the trash.PM me. I have a general idea who took it, just not worth the effort to confront him.
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:49 PM
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Stupid Thief, is that not an oxymoron?
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Old 09-09-2019, 09:53 PM
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Stealing from a former LEO isn't exactly a display of higher intelligence either.. lol
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Old 09-09-2019, 10:16 PM
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What kind of nut steals turf from someone else?
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Stupid Thief, is that not an oxymoron?
Oxymoron: a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction. Stupid Thief is not an oxymoron.
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Old 09-10-2019, 03:55 AM
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Why not take the third piece and just leave it outside your suspects front door?
If your suspicions are correct, a subtle message has been left.
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Old 09-10-2019, 05:50 AM
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Love the last recommendation.
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Old 09-10-2019, 06:51 AM
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What kind of nut steals turf from someone else?
Easy a " Turf Thief ".
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Old 09-10-2019, 08:01 AM
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Why not take the third piece and just leave it outside your suspects front door?
If your suspicions are correct, a subtle message has been left.
Great reply! I would probably have to have the last word and leave a big note saying "YOU LEFT ONE".
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