Lobsters don't smoke but they do poop, I think.

Take them to the Lobster Park. They don't bark so they won't bother the golfers on the 5th tee on the other thread.

Is that near the dog park ?

I've noticed that you lose lobsters on baseball bets, and I know why!:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Still trying to figure out what any of this has to do with trash

At one time lobsters were considered trash. Fishermen would toss them out from their nets. Hence, the trash/lobster link.

not to worry, smokers don't last long!

The Villages is like every other town (hometown or not.) By that I mean you have all kinds of people. Many are very friendly and many are not. Many are very thoughtful and many are not. Remember as we get older we do not change. We just get "more so."

RickeyD: I went to a Catholic Elementary School and yes Mother Superior was a big believer in teaching kids about the importance of humility and a ruler certainly serves up a lot of humility.

P.S. I jumped topics because the trash topic was getting too political but I will say waste management does an outstanding job in this community:D

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You mean someone might not love the villages and see a true negative?

The OP still has just one post. Never came back or identified the roads or restaurants in question. Interesting.