Hearing aids. WHAT!!!!

Restaurant coupons
The schedule of who is playing in the Squares
An art or craft project . . . In process
A date to meet up with friends
( I'm loving this thread -reminds me that I will hurry back to ztV as soon as the grandkids go back to school!)

a "noodle" lounge chair float for the pool

Talk of the Villages site where we can all chat and express ourselves!

A calendar with the day returning to The Villages circled in red!!!!

Village IDs sitting on the counter, cart keys, garage door opener, house keys, and mailbox keys. All lined up ready to go.:a040:

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

Personalized post sign showing who lives inside

Trash cans inside of garage that never see the light of day

Garage door opener that sounds like the F train passing through

Bottle of fire ant killer on shelf in garage

Screened in porch called a "lanai"

Neighbors that have artistic renderings on their driveways

Shower water that smells like the Gowanus canal

Thermostat that reads 77 during the day and 74 at night

Phone book in den labeled "The Villages" with many Villagers listed

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

Humongous kitchen sink divided in two that seems too small

A really tanned guy cutting my zoysia

A written list of things to do when closing up for a few months

New, wide eyed neighbors moving in every few years.... See you 8/1 forever....

A dog walker retracting the leash as you step outside

Garage door cracked 2" and with attic hatch cracked another 2 (daytime only)

Single hung windows with aluminum frames

35 year roof that you'll be lucky to get 20 years out of

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

Two people with all the time to do whatever they want to do with no one to answer to Amen...[emoji267] [emoji537]

A severe weather radio and a designated tornado area in the home.

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

One or two residents planning for their 2nd or 3rd Villages home.

:ho:

Towels with palm tree design in their guest bath

Yes, What IS a fuzzbutt? :shocked:

I received a Water Alert Notice in yesterdays mail, instructing me to call them within 24 hours. Had V.F.W. in bold letters phone number 1-866-204-0720. It looks like scam to me.

A kitchen open to the living area.
Three bedrooms and two baths.
All on one floor.
Small, easy to maintain yard that costs less than fifty dollars a month to have cut by someone.

Two table and chair sets about fifteen feet from each other.

View out the window of a very blue sky and tropical foliage.

The damn gecko that tries to run into my lanai every time I open the door

A screened garage door.

A lamp post

The Recreation insert from the newspaper paper

Already answered, but anything with a hairy rear - cat, dog, some men.