Garage door cracked 2" and with attic hatch cracked another 2 (daytime only)

Single hung windows with aluminum frames

35 year roof that you'll be lucky to get 20 years out of

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

Two people with all the time to do whatever they want to do with no one to answer to Amen...[emoji267] [emoji537]

A severe weather radio and a designated tornado area in the home.

The typical Villages Home has..........
 

One or two residents planning for their 2nd or 3rd Villages home.

:ho:

Towels with palm tree design in their guest bath

Yes, What IS a fuzzbutt? :shocked:

I received a Water Alert Notice in yesterdays mail, instructing me to call them within 24 hours. Had V.F.W. in bold letters phone number 1-866-204-0720. It looks like scam to me.

A kitchen open to the living area.
Three bedrooms and two baths.
All on one floor.
Small, easy to maintain yard that costs less than fifty dollars a month to have cut by someone.

Two table and chair sets about fifteen feet from each other.

View out the window of a very blue sky and tropical foliage.

The damn gecko that tries to run into my lanai every time I open the door

A screened garage door.

A lamp post

The Recreation insert from the newspaper paper

Already answered, but anything with a hairy rear - cat, dog, some men.