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Stu from NYC 08-14-2023 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2245196)
You have to pay "The Alligator Whisperer" to train them. Don't you have one on retainer in the Village of Stu????:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Seriously, I believe those islands are on chains and get pulled to shore----I've seen the big one parked at shore a few times.

We used to but the gator decided he wanted meat and no golf balls for his dinner so he ate the whisperer.

Want to apply for the position?

golfing eagles 08-14-2023 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu from NYC (Post 2245255)
We used to but the gator decided he wanted meat and no golf balls for his dinner so he ate the whisperer.

Want to apply for the position?

Maybe next year :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Besides, I'm more of a yeller than a whisperer.

rhood 08-14-2023 03:10 PM

Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?

Dusty_Star 08-14-2023 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JMintzer (Post 2245221)
Can they capsize? You know, like Guam?

:mademyday:

bgnn54 08-14-2023 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JMintzer (Post 2245221)
Can they capsize? You know, like Guam?

Just ask Senator Johnson HA HA

golfing eagles 08-14-2023 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rhood (Post 2245331)
Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?

I would guess the obvious answer is either no, or not enough, since there are hundreds of balls on that floating green

JMintzer 08-14-2023 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 2245352)
I would guess the obvious answer is either no, or not enough, since there are hundreds of balls on that floating green

And one of them is mine!

JMintzer 08-14-2023 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Keefelane66 (Post 2245241)
One of the last things I would worry about…

Who's worried? It was a simple (and perfectly logical) question...

Topspinmo 08-14-2023 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Golfer222 (Post 2244194)
How do the get the practice balls off of the island greens and the water at Sarasota range?

I would imagine the have small boat hidden some like at lopez.

Bilyclub 08-15-2023 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by rhood (Post 2245331)
Are the floating greens not tilted so the balls roll off?

If they were that would be the topic of a weekly complaint thread here.


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