ThirdOfFive |
07-12-2021 01:33 PM |
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Originally Posted by I'm Popeye!
(Post 1971620)
Totally disagree with you!
Thief these days know that there are many wimps that make it easy for them to steal their property especially in a senior community, a gun is absolutely needed for personal security.
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Heard this one awhile back...supposed to be true.
Grandma gets stopped for speeding. During the course of the conversation Grandma informs the cop that she has a permit to carry. The cop asks if she is carrying.
"Well, yes", Grandma says. "I have a .380 auto in my purse".
The cop asks if that is the only gun she has. Grandma admits to having a 9 mm in the glove compartment...and adds, as an afterthought, that she has a .357 magnum under the front seat.
"Lady, what are you afraid of?" the officer inquires.
Grandma looks the cop right in the eye and says "not one ___ ____ thing!"
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