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Good grief. Are we going to end up having to wear helmets and shin guards to get in a pool?:1rotfl:
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Valid point. After this period of closures / restrictions / lectures etc the choice should be left to the individual whether they wish to go or stay home. Does anyone have the knowledge as to what reopening date is going to be 100% guarantee of virus free? If so which date - May 1? June 1? Aug 1? Or wait til Fall and a new flu/virus season?
Open up - Let each decide when they wish to participate in activities. |
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May I ask what pool you swim in? |
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Time to open!
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I'm really baffled by some of you "lap-swimmers" who don't understand basic practical common sense. |
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Turning my head to the side while swimming back stroke doesn't help me with my position unless there are lane dividers (such as in the sports pools) which change color as I approach the end of the lane. Neighborhood pools do not have lane dividers so that visual assist is non existent. The flags over head in a sports pool are even better because turning my head to the side is not necessary. I may lack common sense but not when it comes to swimming laps. |
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After all this brew ha I don’t know if I even want to go to the pools.
Yes you can swim, no you can’t swim! Geeez I’m 4’11”” if I were to some how get in the middle if the deep end (or anything above my nose which is the drowning point), are you telling me I shouldn’t swim to the edge? By the way unless you’re willing to pay EITHER for priority golf (and a spouse fee of 80$ More for the pools) or 200$ for just the pools, you will not be allowed to stay. Only country club pools have pool ambassadors and they WILL check your Villages ID which is clearly marked priority. They scan your card each time to you enter to make sure your membership is current. |
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