Originally Posted by bsloan1960 (Post 2311471)

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Originally Posted by bsloan1960 (Post 2311471)

Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Originally Posted by asianthree (Post 2311587)

So our oldest and spouse both intelligent Doctors are DINKs. Rescuing a lab mix that was going to be euthanized its front legs 6” shorter than its back legs, could barely stand. Puppy to U of M to have legs resected with bone graphs to make them 4”longer. The procedure went well the tune of over $10,000. After eight months the puppy just had its cast removed and and is doing well.

However, whenever it sees another human we bark if it sees another dog we bark. Best, guess scared of humans and other dogs. In process of socializing and bringing back to the real world.

If you don’t have to live with them, I classify that as a bonus. Because the lack of toleration may be too much. First day was horrendous then by day 3 calm happened because none of us were here to do harm. But those first two days were nerve racking

Originally Posted by bsloan1960 (Post 2311498)

My post was intended a humor. Not a peer reviewed submission to Psychology Today.

Originally Posted by Number 10 GI (Post 2311525)

Rule #1: Never criticize or make fun of a dog owner's "fur baby". You will drawn and quartered, tongue cut out, burned at the stake and buried in a grave filled with dog poop.

Originally Posted by shut the front door (Post 2311593)

Topics like this make me so glad that I have a busy life to live. And an internet forum to come to where I can be entertained at what triggers people who don't have a life. Ketchup, hotdogs, drone pilots being called pilots, dog poop, and left handed ice cream scoops.
You can't make this stuff up!

Originally Posted by shut the front door (Post 2311593)

Topics like this make me so glad that I have a busy life to live. And an internet forum to come to where I can be entertained at what triggers people who don't have a life. Ketchup, hotdogs, drone pilots being called pilots, dog poop, and left handed ice cream scoops.
You can't make this stuff up!

Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2311488)

Driver possibly blind and uses a guide dog that is telling him/her where to go?:shrug:

Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 (Post 2311546)

Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
Translation complete. Some graphic cursing was edited out.
You are welcome.

Originally Posted by bsloan1960 (Post 2311471)

Was behind another cart on Morse Blvd. Thursday near St. James. Someone was riding with their dog-child. This is what we were treated to on the journey:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip (Yap Yap Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yip) Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Noise pollution. What possible enjoyment can anyone get from owning a dog that never shuts up? No I'm not a dog hater. What I hate is this:

Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap (Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip) (Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap) Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip Yap Yap Yip Yap Yap Yip and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Originally Posted by Laker14 (Post 2311484)

Fortunately it wasn't your neighbor. You'd have been a captive audience in that case. However, in this case you could have pulled off the road for a minute of your time and let Mr. Yappy get far enough ahead of you to relieve you of the inconvenience.