[momesu]

Originally Posted by BobKat1

Yes, the war is over rights to Wildwood.

I say let them have it.........

Suzanne

[Bogie Shooter]

Originally Posted by CatskillBill

..... and the discrimination !!!! Spanish Springs has Happy Hours 5-7, but in Lake Sumter Landing it's 5-6. What's up with that? It's time for a protest rally.

The rally has already begun....scene from LSL.

[CatskillBill]

Good one Bogie! And no two-fers on frozen margaritas. More discrimination. I'm calling the ACLU asap.

[justanormalgirl]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

But you do have to be careful and watch out for the aliens human harvestors! Sweet dreams!

Is that why the squares start clearing out around 8 p.m? We always thought maybe that was bedtime...now I think it must be when the aliens start to appear and the Villages residents know it so they head home only to leave us visitors in the crowd to become alien fodder!

[CarGuys]

Originally Posted by The Village Girl

We're at war with Ocala?

Bad Girl! They will attack the Village Girls Next!

Herv

[tainsley]

Not to worry...as soon as Brownwood opens and that High Plains Drifter comes riding in or around all those roundabouts...he'll clean this town up!

[jebartle]

It's a jungle out here!

[brostholder]

Originally Posted by CarGuys

Bad Girl! They will attack the Village Girls Next!

Herv

Didn't they sing "YMCA"?? And what dog poop issue? Could someone please elaborate?

[cappyjon431]

...don't forget--we have gators here too. Be very, very afraid.

[Figmo Bohica]

Don't forget, some of us are even licensed and do carry firearms. My, Oh ,My, what a wonderful place.

[2BNTV]

Old age is not for sissies.

The reserving of seats in the squares for non-existent people issue.

One fanny in seat equals reserved.

I'm going into the CYA mode of operation and get all coverages including a buffalo stampede coming through the house.

[Turtlediver]

thank you for keeping them up to date on the import things.

[CaptJohn]

You're all looking at it wrong. Here's the bright side:

If you have a sinkhole then all you have to do is pour a reinforced concrete slab over it and you instantly have:

a bomb shelter from the Ocala Wars
a poop protector from hoards of the pooper devils
a tornado shelter
a multiple hurricane shelter
a lightning and thunderstorm shelter
place to hide your jewelry and gold
easy access to depleting water supply
no need to pay for excavation
safe (for neighbors) indoor target range
burial vault
hiding place from train whistles and public noise
quiet retreat
no ugly green boxes on the lawn
save money on sinkhole insurance

and probably a few things that haven't crossed my mind yet. Any more ideas?

[Tom Hannon]

Originally Posted by skyc6

Aren't you supposed to build bomb shelters down--not up! I'm not going up into the attic when yhose bombs drop!

The seniors citizens are smarter than the youngsters. We build bomb shelters up because it is closer to heaven and easier to find our bodies if we do have a disaster.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by jebartle

It's a jungle out here.

That's why I pack a banana in my lunch.