I wanted to pick up 4 large cole slaws from KFC
For side dishes at lunch I was planning. I ask my
niece to take a ride and we're gabbing and enjoying
The ride and wait our turn at the drive thru. When
I asked for 4 large cole slaws I was told "we don't
Have cole slaw". I said "really? At all the KFC's on
Long Island do". She said " yes, but you're at Wendy's"
Laughed all the way to KFC & home!

Last week I stopped at a drive through to pick up lunch. When asked what I wanted to order I said a Whopper Jr. The voice over the intercom told me they didn't have any. I asked why they were out since that had never happened to me before at a Burger King. The voice said: "you are at Wendy's."

ConnieNonnie - between the two of us Wendy's may be getting paranoid.

Here's another one. I was in a pick-up game at Southern Star, I think. These guys didn't know me. We got around the fifth hole with the pond to our right. I was waiting my turn and elbowed the guy standing next to me and said "Look at the size of the gator!" He said "Tom, that's a turtle sitting on a drainpipe".

When I was new to TV, I missed the turn and sign saying, 'No golf carts past this point" and drove onto the LSL bridge. :22yikes:

Needless to say people were trying to tell me what a mistake, I had made. DUH!!!

The only other thing that would have added injury to my embarrassment, would have been to get a $250 ticket for driving on a street road.

Since then, I have seen many people not using the tunnels and get on a street road that could result in a $250 ticket.

Okay, here goes. My beautiful Yesteryear Golf cart has eyelashes on it which makes it a woman's cart for sure. My son is here visiting and he and my man Ed took the cart and went to play golf. As they drove up to start the course, a man walked over laughing and said "I have to ask, are you two a couple?".

That's quite funny. :BigApplause:

If the shoe fits......
 

And I bet your red-faced sister gets reminded of this scene at every family get-together. She probably now buys all her shoes from Zappos.

But had it been a brother and not a sister being fitted by the salesman, the scene would have been quite different.......

Both men would have been laughing and probably would have started a contest.