[Muncle]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

:redface:

[Donna]

:bigthumbsup:

[nONIE]

Very, very funny The short ones are the only ones I can remember , Ill be sure to pass this one around. Thanks!

(This is for Donna)
The bartender walks up to the horse sitting on a stool and say's Why the long face?

PS: I do love horses......Johnny

:yikes: Uh Oh, did I just hijack a post? I'm sorry if I did Muncle....Johnny

[Donna]

Uh, Oh Johnny>>>>>>>>>>>>

We are the TOTV Post Police...Come out with your hands up!...

You are now in contempt........

I guess I did. I kinda get confused regarding the hijacking thing. Maybe Mak was right!

[tony]

Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?

[handieman]

Originally Posted by tony

Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?

Pause=Paws for all the blondes

Now watch all He.. break loose

Handie da highjacker :joke:

:dontknow: I dunno, I thing Tony hijacked my joke....Johnny

[bsliny]

You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in 5 till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040

[Muncle]

Originally Posted by BSLINY

You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in $5 dollars till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040

No. ??? Or, well, now I guess you have.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"...

[handieman]

This thread is sounding like Red Skelton or Bob Hope (God I loved those two)

Handie :joke: