Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Wow, I never knew there was such a place as a green cemetery. . Thanks for sharing.
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Why should microbes have all the fun? Anyone seriously concerned about the looming climate disaster predicted by Al Gore (that plunged Florida into the Atlantic back in 2013!) should demand the Soylent Green solution to human body disposal! Did you know that if you train a flatworm to avoid an electric shock and then grind him up and feed him to another flatworm, the new flatworm automatically learns how to avoid an electric shock? I've got a socialist sister-in-law who could greatly benefit from eating my brain! Soylent Green, baby! Tastes like chicken! |
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Consuming as much hops an barley as I can in order to do my part for fertilizing the land.
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I told her I could just flush them and they would get in the bay eventually... |
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Economics may prevail. The mortuaries or compostatories will determine a price to do this properly. Storage costs will be interesting. Disease control will also be factored in. I wonder if they need to “roll” you periodically.
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I’m having my ashes spread in cyberspace!
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From California to New York to Florida to California and finally back to Florida forever! catfishjeff@gmail.com |
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I just don't know if I'm ready to go to Lowes to pick up a bag that says "Human Mulch" on it..
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Birthdays Are Good For You. Statistics Show the More That You Have The Longer You Will Live.. We've Got Plenty Of Youth.. What We Need Is a Fountain Of SMART! |
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When my kid was 10 years old he decided he wanted a Viking funeral in Lake Erie. But my archery skills just aren’t good enough. So I figured for myself I would be cremated and then ashes sent to the fireworks company in Pennsylvania and hopefully put in some fireworks. But composting seems like a very good idea. I will have to check into this. I wouldn’t mind a body farm either to help forensic scientists. 😂
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I want to launched into space like scotty from Star Treck, away from this flying dirt ball
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I would like to be composted when I expire but cannot because I am considered toxic as most of us are.
Yup, it’s the filling in your teeth. Remove those and then compost away. |
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I have not talked to any foxes lately, but being shredded to death by a bunch of hounds cannot fun for them...Neither can being a horse ridden recklessly to death in pursuit of the fox. What is romantic about that. Yes another "class" of entitled rich folk. Enough of that here. If you cannot care for any animal then you cannot care much for humans.
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Cremation: The only way I'll ever have a smokin' hot body!
I'd prefer to donate my body to the Body Farm for forensic science purposes!
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