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Default It takes a lot of balls to play golf like this.

....As seen just recently on a Villages' golf cart.
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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." -- George Carlin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu from NYC View Post
When you come to a fork in the road take it.

Yogi Berra
Not a Yankee fan, but gotta love Yogi. A
A couple more Yogiisms:

It gets late out awful early.

Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded.
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Homer Simpson getting a golf lesson on hitting from a bunker. Just open the face of your club, use a sand wedge. Ummmmmmm, open face club sandwich.
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SenatorJohn Kennedy Louisiana:
~”Always follow your heart........but take your brains with you”
~”You can only be young once, but you can always be immature”
~”Just because you can sing doesn’t mean you SHOULD”
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My favorite! “We have to pass it to see what’s in it!”
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“The future ain't what it used to be.”
― Yogi Berra
It ain't over till it's over.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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If I didn’t know now, what I didn’t know then. .

Toby Keith
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"If the phone doesn't ring - it's me."

- Jimmy Buffett
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I would never be a member of a club that would have me .
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"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks." ~ Winston Churchill

"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain." ~ Winston Churchill

"There is nothing government can give you that it hasn't taken from you in the first place." ~ Winston Churhill


"I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me." ~ Winston Churchill

I can’t swear Churchill said them all, but even if he didn't say them, I still like them.
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"I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience," Ronald Reagan quipped during the 1984 presidential debates when asked if, at 73, he is too old to be President.
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More from Yogi...

"We may be lost, but we're making good time."
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