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Patty55 06-26-2015 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kellyjam (Post 1079203)
How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.:MOJE_whot:
WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

rubicon 06-27-2015 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by dbussone (Post 1079231)
Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!
Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.:D

redwitch 06-27-2015 06:14 AM
Sigh, so the poor girl carrot will now have to suffer from stem envy?

golfing eagles 06-27-2015 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 1079385)
WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?
Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP

CFrance 06-27-2015 07:49 AM
Good one, Rubicon. How about some more conversations? The more you converse, the better the conversations will get.

Golfingeagle... God must have quite a good band up there.

dbussone 06-27-2015 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by rubicon (Post 1079432)
Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.:D
Of course! Thanks for clarifying that mystery. 😃

jebartle 06-27-2015 08:32 AM
You are such a hoooot!
 
....Love this humor...Just like "Oh, God"...great movie.:BigApplause:




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Originally Posted by rubicon (Post 1079201)
I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

justjim 06-27-2015 09:14 AM
OP, Have you thought about writing a book? Better yet a television program where they send in offerings for a 20 minute talk they just had with God. I want to be the first to apply for treasurer of "Rubicon's talk with God". Enjoyed your piece!

Patty55 06-27-2015 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles (Post 1079442)
Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP
Of course-DUH. Rumor has it she asked him for a Mercedes. I think I would have asked for a bathroom.

kellyjam 06-27-2015 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 1079385)
WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?
In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.:D

CFrance 06-27-2015 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by kellyjam (Post 1079593)
In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.:D
:BigApplause::BigApplause: Good one!

kittygilchrist 06-27-2015 12:37 PM
Joining this dialogue late...now it does not matter if you get one boy and one girl carrot on the ark! Watch for the rainbow when the flood subsides....

looneycat 06-28-2015 07:20 AM
my mother-in-law used to talk to satan....he called her regularly for advice!
:pepper2:


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