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2BNTV 07-23-2012 08:20 AM
He doesn't have two nickels to rub together.

2BNTV 07-23-2012 08:21 AM
He doesn't have a pot to p**s in and a window to throw it out.

2BNTV 07-24-2012 10:48 AM
Brother, can you spare a dime.

anarick 07-24-2012 08:37 PM
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Pturner 07-24-2012 08:38 PM
My get up and go got up and went.

anarick 07-24-2012 08:43 PM
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2BNTV 07-25-2012 07:31 AM
If you believe that, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you.

anarick 07-25-2012 12:50 PM
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.

anarick 07-25-2012 07:56 PM
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

renielarson 07-25-2012 08:10 PM
Up a creek without a paddle.

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

When you assume you make an as* out of u and me.

I wasn't born yesterday.

renielarson 07-25-2012 08:12 PM
Here's a real nasty one...

Sh*t fire and a red as*ed mule.

When you need to go to the bathroom...There's one at the gate.

anarick 07-25-2012 08:13 PM
Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.

anarick 07-25-2012 08:13 PM
When there's a will I want to be in it.

renielarson 07-25-2012 08:15 PM
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

The grass is greener on the other side.

2BNTV 07-25-2012 08:37 PM
Where there is a will, there are relatives.


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