Yep

"You're so lucky now!!! I used to walk to school 5 miles back and forth, in the rain, snow....." :)

Like a bad penny you keep coming back.

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Hold your horses

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2 shakes of a lambs tale

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3 sheets to the wind

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... or a peck of dirt!

Now, what was that one about going blind??? I've been a bit forgetful lately and I can't remember what it was!

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Children should be seen and not heard. You certainly never hear that anymore

Triple play
 

Keep cracking your knuckles and you'll get arthritis! {It's false. It does no harm and the cracking sound is the release of gas.}

If you get hurt doing that, I'll kill ya! {I don't think mom ever realized that if she did, that I would never speak to her again.)

You wanna get your mouth washed out with soap? {Of course I wanted to get my mouth washed out with soap... especially brown soap. Didn't everbody?}

don't cross your eyes they will stay that way.

Can't see the forest for the trees

Only the good die young

the two times people say good things about someone is
when they retire and when they die

Do you think I just feel out of a tree?