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CFrance 07-30-2017 07:16 PM

Sounds of Silence

Taltarzac725 07-30-2017 07:17 PM

Quote:

Golf's Oxymorons

Metal woods

Soft spikes

Golf fashion

A born putter

Affordable golf in Hawaii

I lost my lucky ball
John Daly's fashion.

Nucky 07-30-2017 09:09 PM

Pretty Ugly

Loners Club

Sleep Walk

kittygilchrist 07-30-2017 09:19 PM

Damn good

rubicon 07-31-2017 03:52 AM

Slow hurrying

Dr Winston O Boogie jr 07-31-2017 05:07 AM

I think I made this one up. I use it all the time.

"Extremely mediocre"

Another usage is, "He excelled to the heights of mediocrity"

2newyorkers 07-31-2017 06:19 AM

Almost pregnant

BobsBurgers 07-31-2017 06:46 AM

Seriously funny

Awfully good

DeanFL 07-31-2017 07:21 AM

The Villages buildout

golfing eagles 07-31-2017 07:24 AM

common core education

Taltarzac725 07-31-2017 07:28 AM

Quote:

O brawling love! O loving hate!
Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. :posting:

golfing eagles 07-31-2017 07:44 AM

boneless ribs

ColdNoMore 07-31-2017 07:49 AM

Subtly passive-aggressive.

dewilson58 07-31-2017 07:59 AM

1 Attachment(s)
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dewilson58 07-31-2017 08:17 AM

Facts on ToTV.


:cryin2:

Nucky 07-31-2017 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1430487)
Facts on ToTV.


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Hell's Angel's.

Political Promises.

Taltarzac725 07-31-2017 08:34 AM

baseless fact.

aninjamom 07-31-2017 08:54 AM

Same difference.

dewilson58 07-31-2017 09:53 AM

Topless Bar.


:shocked:

mtdjed 07-31-2017 10:20 AM

Ice cream

Chi-Town 07-31-2017 11:21 AM

An old one......military intelligence.

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Ecuadog 07-31-2017 11:40 AM

Marital bliss.

Bonny 07-31-2017 12:45 PM

Thinking outloud

photo1902 07-31-2017 02:08 PM

Free Golf

Topspinmo 07-31-2017 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubicon (Post 1430217)
I will order a cheeseburger, french fries and a DIET COKE

I would drink water or nothing if I had to drink diet anything. Plus it taste like S£££ to me. IMO just cause it says diet don't mean it heathy. Diet just means it has few less calories. But, to get those few less calories you get subsidized by another chemical that may make it worst than the extra sugar your trying to avoid.
Now that's oxymoron :icon_hungry:

ColdNoMore 07-31-2017 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 1430354)
Sounds of Silence

A close cousin. :D

Deafening silence



Some more:

- Freezer burn.

- Intense apathy.

- Negative growth.

- Same difference



And one that is very apt these days; Overbearingly modest.

BK001 07-31-2017 04:27 PM

Auto pilot

gap2415 07-31-2017 06:47 PM

Definite maybe.

Wiotte 07-31-2017 10:38 PM

Safe sex


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Mrs. Robinson 08-01-2017 01:15 AM

Shrimp scampi

Yellow fever

Dead man walking

Trophy wife

rubicon 08-01-2017 05:34 AM

orderly chaos

jblum315 08-01-2017 05:56 AM

military intelligence

Taltarzac725 08-01-2017 07:22 AM

Quote:

Matthew 16:25 (NLT)
25 If you try to hang on to your life, you will lose it. But if you give up your life for my sake, you will save it.
You can find some of these in the Good Book.

liere 08-01-2017 08:31 AM

Clearly confused

Taltarzac725 08-01-2017 08:38 AM

Fail-Safe (1964) - Rotten Tomatoes

Fail-safe.

dewilson58 08-01-2017 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson (Post 1430880)
Shrimp scampi

Yellow fever

Dead man walking

Trophy wife



Trophy wife.............Oxy???..............Nope, I got one.

Bonny 08-01-2017 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dewilson58 (Post 1430945)
Trophy wife.............Oxy???..............Nope, I got one.

So does my husband !!! He's so lucky! :1rotfl::1rotfl:

dewilson58 08-01-2017 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonny (Post 1430952)
So does my husband !!! He's so lucky! :1rotfl::1rotfl:



:clap2:

Wiotte 08-01-2017 09:46 AM

Certified financial planner


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Wiotte 08-01-2017 09:46 AM

Common sense


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