WHAT - you need help opening the tube?? You might want to call the fire dept!!

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Seriously, anyone old enough to live here that does not know how to open a tube of biscuits should be getting ready for servants to bring breakfast in bed or up early to get showered and dressed to dine out for breakfast.

She won’t be able to crank it

There is a metal cap on the ends if she’s not a sharpshooter :clap2:

Stevie Wonder could make that shot! :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

All right you guys. I’m having trouble pealing the wrapper off of the tube, it breaks off in small pieces. I know how to break open the tube.

Just pulling your chain since it is the only thread we all seem to be allowed to comment on without getting shut down...LOL ;)

What???
 

Showered AND dressed??? Who's got that kind of time?

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Only the ones that made advancements toward you. :shocked:

:icon_wink: That would be known as the "stand your ground cinnamon" law. :coolsmiley:

This reminded me of an old Hardee's commercial that showed some young guys struggling to open a can of biscuits. They just decided to go to Hardee's for breakfast instead. I've had issues after opening a can because the dough wasn't perforated properly and was hard to tear apart.

they made it harder to open because of a class action lawsuit by overweight folks

It hasn't worked. 70 percent of the adult population is overweight.

I would smack against laminated counter top but not granite. Rock don’t take vibrations well.:shocked:

I agree, 100%...one good rap, it pops open... then you smell that cinnamon.." anticipation"...yummm

Okay,
 

We all have had a lot of fun with this, but I'm betting most of us have had an issue opening one of these things on one or more occasions. Delima, you are not alone. Just keep trying to get a hold on the tag. When I have trouble trying to grab it (the tag on the tube, you jokesters), I find needle nose pliers help. But I have found a better way for biscuits. Make my own with the help of Bisquick pancake and baking mix. Mix, milk, 8 to 10 minutes in the oven and great, "homemade" biscuits. You can make formed or drop (my preference) style. Cold mornings nothing beats homemade biscuits and sausage gravy.
Give homemade a try and once you see how easy it is you will only resort to the tube stuff in a pinch.
Good luck and thanks for the fun.

I,know. Some of these are pretty funny. My husband is having cinnamon roll cravings. Every morning he would have a cinnamon roll instead of a cigarette as he quit a few years ago and got the addiction for cinnamon rolls made by pillsbury.

Did you get the tube open?

kathy

Good for him on quitting cigs.
 

Now it's time to whip up some of your own semi-homemade cinnamon rolls. With help from a mix, like Bisquick, making the dough is pretty quick and simple. Then add to the dough things like raisins, craisins, walnuts, etc. Or put the additional ingredients on top if you prefer. Store bought frosting when they come out of the oven. Make them whatever size you want.
You will be the new super hero "Cinnamon Roll Woman".

My breakfast after Thanksgiving special is left over cranberry sauce, orange zest with some brown sugar and cream cheese rolls for breakfast....

Still no. The wrapper seems like they used super glue. I got him hooked on banana nut bread now.

Leave it in your car with the windows up on a hot day. It will open itself !

Have not read all the posts, but check YouTube is you are still having problems.

how to open pillsbury tube - Bing video

Bang it on the edge of the counter. It will pop open

Don’t you mean men don’t read instruction’s :icon_wink:

I have a 454 Casull used for bear defense in the bush of Alaska. You might need to work out for a couple of weeks until you’re ready. But the cinnamon rolls are not going to be causing any more trouble after that.

Yeah, but will anything be left of them??? :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Absolutely. Cliff Claven already explained this in an unaired episode of Cheers.

The velocity at the point of impact creates enough friction to immediately cook the cinnamon buns to perfect inner and outer temperature as they explode outward from their cardboard shell. If you have precision aim, then a portion of the bullet will nick the frosting container, liquify it, and send it flying over each bun to coat it.

#themoreyouknow

I think I saw that on an episode of America's Got Talent.:icon_wink:

My granddaughter mastered it in one try and even mastered the Crescent Roles

I luv this thread. Thanks.

Boomer :)

I am so glad I do not like cinnamon rolls!:icon_wink:

Not everyone has eaten rolls out of a tube, thankfully.

My New Years resolution is going to be to master opening this f$$$$$$ tube. LOL :MOJE_whot::

So glad you have a sense of humor!

Guess what ?????
I did it. I mastered the tube. Thank you all for your funny and witty suggestions :bigbow:

Yep, just hit the middle of the tube firm (but not overdo it) on the counter top edge like mom and gram-ma always did..... never pulled any string, tape, thread.... it "pops" open in the middle, and very easy to just "undo" the whole tube then... even the metal bottoms come off ! :):)

So true so true.... if all else fails, the ones Publix bakery sells are actually pretty tender and with good (not dry flour) taste.