[manaboutown]

Originally Posted by SFSkol

Where I tried to return the Jane Fonda workout VHS tape. Hey, I still had the receipt.

When the people you are talking with get a blank look when you mention Hanoi Jane or Kennedy getting shot.

[SFSkol]

Originally Posted by Fredman

When u forget to unzip your fly

Yep, that really gets me pi ss ed.

[Fredman]

When u buy ur first pair of Velcro snap shoes

[Taltarzac725]

When the new girl at the dog park looks like she could be your grand daughter.

[mtdjed]

When you get back from the rest room and find your fly down and it reminds you that you have to go again.

[Paper1]

When I realized I was crawling out of the bed of my pick-up truck instead of jumping out.

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by mtdjed

When you get back from the rest room and find your fly down and it reminds you that you have to go again.

You guys kill me.

[dewilson58]

When you find out the young kids who just moved in next door are in their 50's.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Fredman

When u can’t remember why u went upstairs

And you forgot there isn't an upstairs.

[Rapscallion St Croix]

Originally Posted by dewilson58

When you find out the young kids who just moved in next door are in their 50's.

And know all the words to obscure Vanilla Ice, Boy George, and Pet Shop Boys songs.

[rubicon]

Now we can all do the same things we did when we were 17, it just takes us longer to recover

[dewilson58]

When you and your teeth don't sleep together.

[dewilson58]

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

[dewilson58]

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.




((some body better close this thread, i might not stop))

[dewilson58]

When you live in The Villages and happy hour is a nap.