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Old 01-23-2008, 08:18 PM
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Before I get my rear end flamed for a Hillary tale, just to let you know I'm universally disappointed in both the GOP and Dems for lack of anything remotely resembling government of the people, for the people, and by the people.

Regardless, a little humor never hurts, so lighten up -----------------------------


A Republican cowboy from Texas goes to a social function where Hillary Clinton is trying to gather more support for her nomination.

Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "It's kinda hard to fool them flies though!"
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:27 PM
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Funny Joke! ;D

Here's an old one about the Clintons (shortened somewhat):

Bill and Hillary's limo pulls into an Arkansas gas station. A toothless, bearded, hillbilly looking attendant saunters over to ask the driver what he wants.
Hillary notices him, rolls down the window and says "Hello JimBob". JimBob responds "Howdy Hillary" and he proceeds to pump the gas.
Hillary turns to Bill and says "I dated JimBob before I met you"
Bill puffs up like a peacock, and says "Bet your glad you married the President of the United States".
To which Hillary responds "Oh no Bill, if I'd married JimBob, he'd be President of the United States"
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Old 01-24-2008, 12:51 AM
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JohnN, I'm kinda a Hilary fan -- still on the fence, but I still smiled. Nice part is your joke can be changed for almost candidate today and fit.
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Funny Joke! ;D

Here's an old one about the Clintons (shortened somewhat):

Bill and Hillary's limo pulls into an Arkansas gas station. A toothless, bearded, hillbilly looking attendant saunters over to ask the driver what he wants.
Hillary notices him, rolls down the window and says "Hello JimBob". JimBob responds "Howdy Hillary" and he proceeds to pump the gas.
Hillary turns to Bill and says "I dated JimBob before I met you"
Bill puffs up like a peacock, and says "Bet your glad you married the President of the United States".
To which Hillary responds "Oh no Bill, if I'd married JimBob, he'd be President of the United States"
I'm trying to find details regarding the "Horsing Around Club" .. anyone know how to find it? crap

I came across these jokes. Steve, I love the JimBob joke.
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Old 02-09-2008, 01:11 PM
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Barefoot,

From the club listing on the Va Trace website:

http://virginiatrace.com/links/ClubsListing.pdf

Meets 2nd Tues of each month at La Hacienda at 7pm; POC Leslie Kalwara, 750-1083

So, looks like your timing is good....that would translate to next Tues, the 12th.

To stay on topic, I'm sure they have Republican, Democratic, and Canadian cowboys there.
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Barefoot,

From the club listing on the Va Trace website:
http://virginiatrace.com/links/ClubsListing.pdf
Meets 2nd Tues of each month at La Hacienda at 7pm; POC Leslie Kalwara, 750-1083
So, looks like your timing is good....that would translate to next Tues, the 12th.
To stay on topic, I'm sure they have Republican, Democratic, and Canadian cowboys there.
V7, you know everything. :bow: I should have remembered that and just PMed you!! You are a wonderful source of information. I've stored the Club list in my Favourites, thanks so much.
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