Thanks barefoot! I won't disappoint you.

OMG Walter you are too funny and a delightful addition to TOTV.

My middle kid has lived in China about 5 years and sent us a squatty potty about 2 years ago. He said he wanted it for when he came home to visit. Really! I have been to the orient several times and really don't like the toughs they have and I don't like the squatty potty. One of the main reasons I don't like it or the troughs, and it is obvious if you think about it, is you have to be basically naked from the waste down or you are going to have a major unintended accident. Yuck!

Walter enjoy reading your posts!

Keep us updated :)

I just finished reading this thread. My sides hurt and my eyes are watering so bad I can barely see my keyboard. When I first saw the words, "squatty potty" I almost clicked out of the post. Boy, am I glad I didn't! What a refreshing, funny, absolutely entertaining thread. I can hardly wait for more "updates" from you, Walter! Keep 'em coming!

Hi JP,

First let me congratulate you on raising a fine son! He sounds like a man that is confident in his masculinity and knows what he wants. You should be proud.

Secondly, I addressed (or should I say undressed?) your concern in post 33. Having an engineering background and, working closely with OSHA over the span of a 30 year career, I can assure you that safety is always my number 1 (and 2) concern. I would never ask anyone to do something I wouldn't do and I'm not opposed to listen to feedback or suggestions. That's why I took the advice that zcaveman offered in post 17 which was to remove my wallet first. It wouldn't be a valid test so I used my old wallet filled with old credit cards and a recent gift card to Olive Garden. (I don't like Olive Garden).
The wallet stayed intact and the pants stayed dry so I guess I have to go to Olive Garden in the near future.

Thank you Gomoho, Blessed2BITV and VillagesFlorida. I aim to please. Speaking of aim, I will be installing the Bidet tomorrow makeing the potty experience even more enjoyable! Florida is the perfect area to try the bidet because the bidet doesn't heat the water. The potable water here is very warm, whereas up north the potable water is very cold. If the bidet is deployed too early, and the water is too cold, it might cause the shop to close early. No one wants that.

Reminds me that, in less "advanced" cultures, women squat to deliver babies. The current method of using stirrups is for the convenience of the doctor, not to assist the mother to deliver the baby. Gravity definitely works!

Today I'll start off with a joke.

If you're Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

European!!!!!

I know, this thread has nothing to do with peeing but it does have a European twist, I couldn't resist!

I installed my new bidet this morning and it was quite simple. Just shut off the valve to the tank, and flush to empty the tank. Remove the seat, install the unit and screw the seat back on. You may have to adjust the unit from side to side and front to back depending on eh,,,,you know. I must have a standard (you know) because I just centered it and pushed it all the way back. Don't worry if it's a little off because you can adjust the position of your (you know) while in use. Remover the waterline from the tank, install the tee fitting and connect up the hoses, turn the supply valve back on and check for leaks. That's it! Caution, I turned on the valve without sitting down and sprayed the mirror across the room! Sit down and turn the valve on to the pressure best for you. Enjoy!

You'll know you've arrived when you order a second unit for the guest bath, for those times you just don't want to walk all the way to the master bath.

You got that right RV! I'll be adding both units to the guest bathroom too. the beauty is my guests can go conventional or take a chance. It's all about options!

2729 views of the Squatty Potty thread. :shocked:
Walter, people are obviously interested.
Perhaps you could throw open your guest bathroom to all members of TOTV, and charge admission.

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It sure is! Hope nobody misses reading it. All you have to do is click on her post and it pops up.

LOL......would I charge by the pound?

Maybe TV would let me install them on the community toilets at the pools?