[kregski]

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The h illbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[gigi22]

Loved it! We're going to a party this week, where everyone gets up and tells a joke or story and either my husband or I will use this!

[nONIE]

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Hope I can remember the punch line! Good one Kreg :bigthumbsup:

Sounds like this joke should be in the "You know you're a redneck file" with "You know your're a redneck if... You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree." From You Know You're a Redneck When 2006 Edition by Jeff Foxworthy

[punkpup]

roflmao

[KathieI]

Great jokes. I never can remember jokes, never mind the lead-in, or punch line. Also hearing words to songs without music, totally useless for me. Must be some brain issue???

Barb, love the new picture. So pretty,

Love Kath