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mrfixit 06-04-2011 02:45 AM
thought
 
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen..Police say they have nothing to go on. ( Ronnie Barker)

mrfixit 06-04-2011 02:47 AM
thought
 
Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company. ( Mark Twain)

mrfixit 06-04-2011 02:48 AM
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ( Steven Wright )

mrfixit 06-04-2011 02:49 AM
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I Catfish, but don't always catch fish. ( me )

mrfixit 06-04-2011 02:52 AM
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Too dumb to be dangerous..( me ...referring to myself )

skyguy79 06-04-2011 09:33 AM
http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/...ow=&spacing=28

rubicon 06-04-2011 02:02 PM
Skyguy:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1ro tfl::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

skyguy79 06-04-2011 09:01 PM
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

2BNTV 06-09-2011 01:28 PM
Ive become a lite eater, when it's light out, I start eating. (me).

skyguy79 06-09-2011 05:38 PM
My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke... http://th655.photobucket.com/albums/...ngly_inept.gif

jmarkohio 06-10-2011 06:53 AM
I took my pet parrot to the vet the other day because it would not talk any more. The vet said that it must be a case of the chirpies but he assured me that it was tweetable.

jblum315 06-10-2011 08:05 AM
Love that one, Maryland

skyguy79 06-10-2011 09:24 AM
Did you ever wonder if Alice Cramden's body was ever found during any of the moon landings? http://www.arduino.cc/yabbfiles/Smilies/lolk.gif

2BNTV 06-10-2011 03:15 PM
I've gone on a seafood diet. All the food I see, I eat.

cbear1958 06-10-2011 07:34 PM
Really Big Rock
 
Is God so powerful that he can make a rock so big that he cannot pick it up himself?


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