An Observation by comedian George Carlin

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Default An Observation by comedian George Carlin

George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin:


The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

Remember to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

And always remember, life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by those moments that take our breath away.
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Just another spam internet email hoax.
George Carlin's Schedule

snopes.com: The Paradox of Our Time
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How accurate could one be. Shows a side of Carlin we did not get to see.

Something that I will no doubt use in future writings.

Thanx for sharing it with us.
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Just another spam internet email hoax.
George Carlin's Schedule

snopes.com: The Paradox of Our Time
The message within is far more important than the source in this particular instance.
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The first part is a little too cup-half-empty for my liking. Every generation has its own set of problems similar to the all those he lists. I don't think our time is any different in a general sense than the times before us.

The "Remember..." portion that he ends with is wonderful. Of course we should all do those things. That's been true forever.
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Just another spam internet email hoax.
George Carlin's Schedule

snopes.com: The Paradox of Our Time
Wow. Someone get their Wheaties peed in today?

To the OP, thank you; a great read.
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George Carlin was good with the manipulation of words. He indeed was funny at times.

However, in my personal view he was a very anger, unfriendly and unhappy person and his humor was meant to deflect from that view of himself.
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Wow. Someone get their Wheaties peed in today?

To the OP, thank you; a great read.
Never heard that on before!!!

OP - Poignant and true.
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Just another spam internet email hoax.
George Carlin's Schedule

snopes.com: The Paradox of Our Time
Before passing on stories etc. Check it out on "snopes.com" first, and stop passing on spam.
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Before passing on stories etc. Check it out on "snopes.com" first, and stop passing on spam.
According to snopes.com the original author was a minister from Seattle. Ok with that being said, let's all take in the meaning of the message rather than shooting the messager.
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Nice message. But when quoting a source the message should be his words.

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