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Pturner 11-19-2010 12:29 PM

Tried being a tree trimmer, but they asked me to leave.

Linwood 11-19-2010 01:38 PM

Why retire
 
Worked in a meat market, but the boss thought I was a cut up,

1 year two months 10 days to go:
then:
Landale Loop here I come!

bandsdavis 11-19-2010 01:57 PM

True story: Managed a warehouse once and had a guy call in sick. I pushed a little and he said he had a vision problem. When I asked what kind of vision problem he said "I can't see coming to work!" He "retired" earlier than he expected.

B.

Bill-n-Brillo 11-19-2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bandsdavis (Post 309777)
True story: Managed a warehouse once and had a guy call in sick. I pushed a little and he said he had a vision problem. When I asked what kind of vision problem he said "I can't see coming to work!" He "retired" earlier than he expected.

B.

The proper medical terminology for that is "Anal Glaucoma" - - - -that's where you can't see your butt coming in to work any more!!!! :)

Bill


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