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Old 04-21-2009, 03:53 PM
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GREAT MEDICAL ADVICE!


If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the s--t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

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Old 04-21-2009, 05:21 PM
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AMEN.....
You are so right....
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Old 04-21-2009, 06:01 PM
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Lol
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Old 04-21-2009, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar View Post
GREAT MEDICAL ADVICE!
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the s--t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. dr. fumar
I saw Chels somewhere in the vicinity with a big stick. Run Fumar run!
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:07 PM
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GREAT MEDICAL ADVICE!


If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the s--t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

dr. fumar
I tried it. There is a side effect not on your warning label. At the second verse I got dizzy, fainted, and woke up at an ACORN office.
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:30 AM
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Tried that with the last administration, didnt work then. But always worth another try.. You never know...
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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Unfortunately, they will continue on their march to a socialist state as long as fools elect them and their ilk.
 


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