How come there are no Amway Salesmen in The Villages?

They've all been bludgeoned to death with an "Easy Squeeze" Mop!

Years ago my father, being tired of all the door-to-door folk (political, sales, religious, etc) put up a hand-drawn sign on the front door saying "Danger - Rabid Dog." It worked really well. One person called "Animal Control" and an officer came out, verified the wagging-tail critter that licked her hand was not rabid, and left chuckling.... The First Amendment is a wonderful thing!