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Old 03-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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How come there are no Amway Salesmen in The Villages?
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Old 03-09-2008, 03:34 AM
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They've all been bludgeoned to death with an "Easy Squeeze" Mop!
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Old 03-09-2008, 02:33 PM
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Years ago my father, being tired of all the door-to-door folk (political, sales, religious, etc) put up a hand-drawn sign on the front door saying "Danger - Rabid Dog." It worked really well. One person called "Animal Control" and an officer came out, verified the wagging-tail critter that licked her hand was not rabid, and left chuckling.... The First Amendment is a wonderful thing!
 

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