I don't believe it.

Come on. The "hallway sex" joke is older than the hills. Make something else up.

that's your choice, two of her aids and one secret service were interviewed on TV

That wasn't a sex joke, the aid said good morning in passing in a hallway rather than reciprocation she replied "f*** You

Fact in a nasty attitude

Google it


I couldn't make this crap up

An older couple was asked about their sex life. They said that they only have hallway sex now . When asked what that was the couple answered that when they pass in the hall they yell f--- you at each other.

I Googled it and this is the first hit:

Urban Dictionary: hallway sex

Maybe you couldn't. Although how hard is it to make up that someone hears "**** you."

Have you ever heard that joke "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

This joke brings back memories of hanging out with the other high school coaches.

One rainy night an old man walked into a bar and sat a few seats down from a young guy. About ten minutes later a beautiful young woman walks into the bar. She looks around, deciding where to sit, then sits next to the young guy. They made small talk. The old man couldn't help but over hear their conversation. Thye next thing the old man knows, the young man says to the young lady, "May I tickle your ass with a feather?" The woman says, "WHAT?" and pulls her fist back, ready to hit him. The young man says, "Not perticuarly nice weather, is it?" A smile appears on the womans face, and later that night, she goes home with him. About a week later on another rainy night, the old man walks into the bar and sees the same young man talking to a different young woman. "May I tickle your ass with a feather?" the young man asks the woman. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?" she screams. "Not perticuarly nice weather, is it?" he says calmly. "oh." she says. they talk for a while and when she is about to go home with him, the old man asks him, "how do you do it?" So the young man tells him. "first you ask if you can tickle their ass with a feather, then they get mad, but then you say 'Not perticuarly nice weather, is it?'. so they get embarrassed. then they talk to you, and most likely will go home with you."
so another rainy night comes and the old man meets a woman and says "May I tickle your ass with a feather?" and she says "WHAT THE HELL?" and is about to hit him and he screams "ITS ****ING RAINING OUTSIDE!!"

Funny!

I know it for a fact I have a friend who worked very close to her when she was in the White House .

In private she can not hold a conversation w/out a couple of
angry " F- Bombs ".

It just amazes me how many people are fooled by she and Willie .

" F- Bombs "
Who cares if she says ****? I have more of a problem that with people that call the word f-bombs.

People get fired for dropping F-Bombs -- she gets elected President .

At McDonalds?

At Fortune 500 companies and many others .

IMHO why with all the beautiful words in the English language would a person chose expletives . IMHO people who cannot speak without using expletives do themselves a disfavor and permit themselves to be viewed in poor light. Look back over the last few centuries and you will see that we have lost the ability to express ourselves elegantly. Indeed just a few years back men like Churchill knew how to elegantly advance a back handed compliment.

There is so much beauty in words and so much of this beauty has been lost because we can no longer properly express ourselves.

I am one of those who will not engage in expletives;albeit perhaps my mind speaks them I will not allow my voice to as I was taught people do not speak so in a polite and civil society

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