The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the
border into Canada has intensified beginning early this morning. Trump’s victory is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists,
and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer RedGreenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold,exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken.

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakersthat blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck theirfingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border,pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, wherethey are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. Allthey had was a little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips.When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, oftenwailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-educationcamps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many poli-sci and art-history majors does one country need?"

Liberals can move to other countries, but unless they are giving up their citizenship, they will still have to pay American income taxes. And they may have to pay even higher taxes in other countries to be residents. But, I don't put much stock in what the left says. They are all crybabies, so we just need to let them have their little tantrums and get on with life. They will gradually see that life will be better with the right leading our country. I really do wish that they would move overseas so they could finally see how great our country is in comparison.

Originally Posted by Guest

Liberals can move to other countries, but unless they are giving up their citizenship, they will still have to pay American income taxes. And they may have to pay even higher taxes in other countries to be residents. But, I don't put much stock in what the left says. They are all crybabies, so we just need to let them have their little tantrums and get on with life. They will gradually see that life will be better with the right leading our country. I really do wish that they would move overseas so they could finally see how great our country is in comparison.