Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
#571
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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#572
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
#573
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
#574
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I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee.
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#575
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I worked very hard to get to where I am in life.*An unemployed university graduate.
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#576
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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#577
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Nothing like a tattoo on your neck to let everyone know how uninterested you are at being employed.
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#578
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I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.
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#579
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Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
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#580
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I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
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#581
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Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
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#582
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Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
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#583
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How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
#584
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The other day I woke up in a panic thinking I was late for work. I grabbed my clothes and was on my way out the door, when I remembered it was a weekend. Relieved I took my suit off and put some comfortable clothes on. Then I remembered I'm unemployed.
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#585
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Living the life in my CYV !
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