Posted by Guest (Post 1039917)

Ok , i could'nt post this in the just for fun forum....

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.”

“And You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Posted by Guest (Post 1039903)

In other words, you already know the Republicans have an aging base of males who are outnumbered by The base of Democrats.

Your time has come and gone. Accept reality. You and your kind are not demographically important anymore. Your ideas are outdated. Accept reality.

Posted by Guest (Post 1039903)

In other words, you already know the Republicans have an aging base of males who are outnumbered by The base of Democrats.

Your time has come and gone. Accept reality. You and your kind are not demographically important anymore. Your ideas are outdated. Accept reality.

Posted by Guest (Post 1039941)

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:


Remind me again who got their a$$es handed to them just last year!!! :D


Reid's going home to his boyfriend, Menendez is going to meet his new boyfriend... gee, there's a theme here! :22yikes:

Posted by Guest (Post 1040054)

The GOP knows how that feels after losing the popular vote in five of the last six presidential elections, soon to be six of seven. Winning congress does no good without also winning the White House, unless there is a veto-proof majority, which there is not.

Posted by Guest (Post 1039903)

In other words, you already know the Republicans have an aging base of males who are outnumbered by The base of Democrats.

Your time has come and gone. Accept reality. You and your kind are not demographically important anymore. Your ideas are outdated. Accept reality.

Posted by Guest (Post 1039917)

Ok , i could'nt post this in the just for fun forum....

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”

She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.”

“And You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Posted by Guest (Post 1040914)

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Racist? No where in the quoted post was any mention of race - gender, but not race.

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