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Old 04-28-2016, 01:58 PM
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Sorry but I received this by email today from a friend and couldn't resist sharing it:


Ten reasons to vote Democrat:


#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees it.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”
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Old 04-28-2016, 02:36 PM
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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”
That was funny.
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Old 04-28-2016, 03:56 PM
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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”
And, it's a fitting definition of Nancy Pelosi as well.
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Old 04-28-2016, 04:06 PM
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And, it's a fitting definition of Nancy Pelosi as well.
That was not funny.
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Old 04-28-2016, 04:09 PM
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That was not funny.
Must be a Democrat?
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Old 04-28-2016, 04:20 PM
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That was not funny.
I agree. At least a stool sample serves a purpose.
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Old 04-28-2016, 04:32 PM
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I agree. At least a stool sample serves a purpose.

This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:16 PM
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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.
I thought it was for violating banking laws? Maybe the attraction to young boys was decided for him and he can't help it, like those limp wristed gay guys or lesbian bull dikes?
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:23 PM
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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.
Not to get technical but I believe the sentence was 15 months for bank fraud. But, what's a detail to a liberal? After all, according to liberals Hillary hasn't been convicted yet, so according to our pet liberal, she has not committed any crimes. So, I guess Hassert hasn't either. Although, when a Republican breaks the law, our fellow Republicans want him to pay for any violation, even with jail time. Unlike liberals in the socialist party, I won't defend anyone from our party that breaks the law, or ethics rules. Too bad the socialist party of liberals does not feel the same way. Hillary and Billy Bob have been breaking laws and rules for decades without punishment, and with the endorsement of their party.
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:26 PM
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I thought it was for violating banking laws? Maybe the attraction to young boys was decided for him and he can't help it, like those limp wristed gay guys or lesbian bull dikes?
I understand that they are going to give these perverts special restroom signs also. It will portray a man holding a little boy's hand. We have to be open minded about these poor unfortunate and pitiful folks that have gender and relations problems.
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:39 PM
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Not to get technical but I believe the sentence was 15 months for bank fraud. But, what's a detail to a liberal? After all, according to liberals Hillary hasn't been convicted yet, so according to our pet liberal, she has not committed any crimes. So, I guess Hassert hasn't either. Although, when a Republican breaks the law, our fellow Republicans want him to pay for any violation, even with jail time. Unlike liberals in the socialist party, I won't defend anyone from our party that breaks the law, or ethics rules. Too bad the socialist party of liberals does not feel the same way. Hillary and Billy Bob have been breaking laws and rules for decades without punishment, and with the endorsement of their party.
Not to get technical, brank fraud isn't a crime. Nixon didn't commit any crimes. No! He was given a pardon before charges were brought against him After all "He's no crook!"
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Old 04-28-2016, 05:49 PM
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Not to get technical, brank fraud isn't a crime. Nixon didn't commit any crimes. No! He was given a pardon before charges were brought against him After all "He's no crook!"
No BRANK fraud is not a crime that I know of....ha,ha.

Hassert was reported to have been sentenced to 15 months for bank fraud. What the exact term and wording of the charge is, I don't know, but it wasn't anything to do with playing with little boys.
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Old 04-28-2016, 07:59 PM
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No BRANK fraud is not a crime that I know of....ha,ha.

Hassert was reported to have been sentenced to 15 months for bank fraud. What the exact term and wording of the charge is, I don't know, but it wasn't anything to do with playing with little boys.
Remember When Dennis Hastert (and His Character Witnesses) Voted for a Bill Eliminating the Statute of Limitations for Child Sex Abuse Crimes?

Remember When Dennis Hastert (and His Character Witnesses) Voted for a Bill Eliminating the Statute of Limitations for Child Sex Abuse Crimes?

despicable
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Old 04-28-2016, 08:21 PM
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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.
Don't get me started. Anthony Weiner (D) 👿👿. We certainly can find numerous sickos in both parties. What I would like to hear is a democrats defense, and more importantly, any justifiable explanation of Pelosi's statement. And please do not tell me she misspoke.
 

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