Originally Posted by Guest

Trump was really bummed that only 5000 showed up for his rally, so he said that 600,000 were waiting outside to get in (you read that right, 600,000). As luck would have it, Trump was the only one who saw those 600,000 waiting to get in.

He fancied himself to be another MLK with an MLK-size crowd on the mall.

As Trump's whoppers go, this has to be the best. The more desperate he gets, the bigger the lies.

No, he prefers Big Macs..............

Originally Posted by Guest

No, he prefers Big Macs..............

Doesn't he know BigMacs are made in China? Someone needs to straighten out Apple!

Originally Posted by Guest

Trump was really bummed that only 5000 showed up for his rally, so he said that 600,000 were waiting outside to get in (you read that right, 600,000).

The press made that up. Trump said "He had a Dream" 600,000 showed up and that's why it's like MLK's speech.

Originally Posted by Guest

To show his support for the military, Donald Trump has promised to wear his military prep-school uniform. Not sure what he will wear to the 'skinheads for Trump' rally.

I think he'll still be in a suit.

Originally Posted by Guest

I think he'll still be in a suit.

Is that Dr. Evil?