Yesterday, Hillary checked herself into the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL hoping to have a lobotomy performed so that she could have more in common with your standard libtard. However, when she was being prepped for surgery they discovered something amazing. They found that apparently her mother must have had the zika virus when she was pregnant with Hillary and that left Hillary born with only half a brain. Medical personnel had suspected as much when she married Slick Willie, but kept quiet about it, since they made the perfectly matched couple.

This is true story and I fact checked it on a very dependable Internet website.