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Originally Posted by graciegirl
What will future generations say about surviving.
Whew, that was close. Those potato chips almost did me in.
Wow, glad to be here, having a turkey sandwich could have been my last act but my insurance is paid up.
I am so sad I survived to see all of us being governed by Isis. Now I wish I had drunk more booze and had more sex.
I survived eating fourteen taco's to perish by being hit by a golf cart in The Villages Florida being driven at an illegal 16 mph.
I survived and I am so glad I did. I ate only lettuce, turnip and pea.
But look what happened to Fred. Dead.
sigh.
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Tell me that is not the pea in Lake Sum(p)ter Please tell me it ain't so.
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