Not to worry - the loonies who fail to make the cut for the first debate will get a chance to participate in a not-quite-ready-for-prime-time looney bin the following night.

The 2nd tier looney bin is expected to comprise of Farina, Donny Dump (assuming he chooses to grace them with his presence), Kasich, and whatever loons are polling between 1-2%. Hopefully, this will include Michelle (god-told-me-to-run) Bachmann, perennial candidate and serial adulterer Newt), and assorted other wacks.