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Old 02-25-2008, 11:52 PM
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Default Why Dogs make better partners than women

Why dogs make better partners than women.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a
day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would
you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give
them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.
Handie :joke:





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