It is a good thing that they dress like weirdos. The alternative is skin tight pants, not that their manhood is that noticeable anyway. It is much better for the environment that they parade in the streets. Tip toeing through the tulips ruined the poor flowers for years in the Public Gardens.

They finally had to leave their umbrellas home too. When the wind picked up, there was real competition for air space with the drones. They couldn't get rid of the pesky drones with a flick of the wrist. It had to be so depressing.